England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Social classes -- England -- Fiction
SIR,--In the interests of our national sport, which all Englishmen
rightly regard as our most cherished possession, I call upon Lord
Clarehaven to give a public explanation of his recent behavior. The
facts are probably only too painfully known to many of your
readers. In May Lord Clarehaven's horse, Full Moon, won the Two
Thousand Guineas; two years ago his horse Moonbeam won the same
race. Moonbeam ran fourth in the Derby and was transferred to the
same stable as the winner, Chimpanzee. This horse, owned by Mr.
Lionel Houston, was scratched for the St. Leger, and the race was
won by Moonbeam. This was explicable; but when two years later
another of Lord Clarehaven's horses wins the Two Thousand Guineas
and finds his stable companion preferred to him to carry Lord
Clarehaven's colors in the Derby, when, furthermore, the chosen
filly runs like a plater, and when this morning we read that Full
Moon, now in the ownership of Mr. Lionel Houston, has won the Grand
Prix in a canter at a price which the totalizator puts at
sixty-three to one, a proof that nobody in Paris considered the
chances of this animal, the public may, perhaps, demand what it all
means. They will ask still more when I inform them that I have
absolute authority for saying that this horse was heavily backed in
England, which proves that by some his chance was considered
excellent. I have no wish to accuse his lordship of having
deliberately deceived the public for his own advantage; but I do
accuse him of folly that can only be characterized as criminal.
Perhaps he has been the victim of his friend and of his trainer; at
any rate, if his lordship was deceived about the chance of Vanity
Girl, and if it is true that the defeat of Vanity Girl in the Derby
represented to his lordship a loss of thousands of pounds in bets,
he should make this clear. In that case I have no hesitation in
accusing Mr. Lionel Houston, formerly known as Leopold Hausberg, of
having deliberately conspired with the Starkey Lodge trainer to
perpetrate a fraud not only upon their friend and patron, but also
upon the public.
I have the honor to be, sir,
Your obedient servant,
STILTON.
Although Lord Stilton's letter hit the nail on the head, Tony was so
furious at being called a fool in public that he sent the following
letter to the paper:
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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