The Vatican swindle : $b (Les caves du Vatican)Gide, André
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The Vatican swindle : $b (Les caves du Vatican)
Gide, André
Detective and mystery stories; French fiction -- Translations into English
“Heavens! how few people one meets whose portmanteau one would care to
ransack!... And yet how few there are from whom one wouldn’t get some
queer reaction if one knew the right word--the right gesture!... A fine
lot of puppets; but, by Jove, one sees the strings too plainly. One
meets no one in the streets nowadays but jackanapes and blockheads. Is
it possible for a decent person--I ask you, Lafcadio--to take such a
farce seriously? No, no! Be off with you! It’s high time! Off to a new
world! Print your foot upon Europe’s soil and take a flying leap. If in
the depths of Borneo’s forests there still remains a belated
anthropopithex, go there and reckon the chances of a future race of
mankind....
“I should have liked to see Protos again. No doubt he’s made tracks for
America. He used to make out that the barbarians of Chicago were the
only persons he esteemed.... Not voluptuous enough for my taste--a pack
of wolves! I’m feline by nature.... Well, enough of that!
“The _padre_ of Covigliajo with his cheery face didn’t look in the least
inclined to deprave the little boy he was talking to. He was certainly
in charge of him. I should have liked to make friends with him--not with
the _curé_, my word!--but with the little boy.
“How beautiful his eyes were when he raised them to mine! He was as
anxious and as afraid to meet my look as I his--but I looked away at
once. He was barely five years younger than I. Yes, between fourteen and
sixteen--not more. What was I at that age? A _stripling_[H] full of
covetousness, whom I should like to meet now; I think I should take a
great fancy to myself.... Faby was quite abashed at first to feel that
he had fallen in love with me; it was a good thing he made a clean
breast of it to my mother; after that he felt lighterhearted. But how
irritated I was by his self-restraint! Later on in the Aures, when I
told him about it under the tent, we had a good laugh together.... I
should like to see him again; it’s a pity he’s dead. Well, enough of
that!
“The truth is, I hoped the _curé_ would dislike me. I tried to think of
disagreeable things to say to him--I could hit on nothing that wasn’t
charming. It’s wonderful how hard I find it not to be fascinating. Yet I
really can’t stain my face with walnut juice, as Carola recommended, or
start eating garlic.... Ah! don’t let me think of that poor creature any
more. It’s to her I owe the most mediocre of my pleasures.... Oh!! What
kind of ark can that strange old man have come out of?”
The sliding door into the corridor had just let in Amédée Fleurissoire.
Fleurissoire had travelled in an empty compartment as far as Frosinone.
At that station a middle-aged Italian had got into his carriage and had
begun to stare at him with such glowering eyes that Fleurissoire had
made haste to take himself off.
In the next compartment, Lafcadio’s youthful grace, on the contrary,
attracted him.
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