The Vatican swindle : $b (Les caves du Vatican)Gide, André
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The Vatican swindle : $b (Les caves du Vatican)
Gide, André
Detective and mystery stories; French fiction -- Translations into English
The night by this time had fallen. A dining-car waiter made his way
through the length of the train to announce to the first and
second-class passengers that dinner was ready. With no appetite, but at
any rate with the saving prospect of an hour’s occupation before him,
Lafcadio followed the procession, keeping some way behind it. The
dining-car was at the head of the train. The carriages through which
Lafcadio passed were empty; here and there various objects, such as
shawls, pillows, books, papers, were disposed on the seats so as to mark
and reserve the diners’ places. A lawyer’s brief-case caught his eye.
Sure of being last, he stopped in front of the compartment and went in.
In reality he was not attracted by the bag; it was simply as a matter
of conscience that he searched it. On the inner side of the flap, in
unobtrusive gilt letters, was written the name
DEFOUQUEBLIZE
FACULTY OF LAW--BORDEAUX
The bag contained two pamphlets on criminal law and six numbers of the
_Lawyers’ Journal_.
“More fry for the congress! Bah!” thought Lafcadio, as he put everything
back in its place and then hastily joined the little file of passengers
on their way to the restaurant.
A delicate-looking little girl and her mother brought up the rear, both
in deep mourning. Immediately in front of them was a gentleman in a
frock coat, long straight hair and grey whiskers--Monsieur Defouqueblize
apparently, the owner of the brief-bag. Their advance was slow and
unsteady because of the jolting of the train. At the last turn of the
corridor, just as the professor was going to make a dash into the kind
of accordion which connects one carriage with another, an exceptionally
violent bump toppled him over. As he was trying to regain his balance, a
sudden sprawl sent his eye-glasses flying--all their moorings
broken--into the corner of the narrow space left by the corridor in
front of the lavatory door. As he bent down to search for his eyesight,
the lady and little girl passed in front of him. Lafcadio stayed for a
moment or two watching the learned gentleman’s efforts with some
amusement; pitiably at a loss, he was groping vaguely and anxiously
over the floor with both hands; it was as though he were performing the
waddling dance of a plantigrade or, back once more in the days of his
infancy, had suddenly started playing “hunt the slipper.” ...Come,
come, Lafcadio! Listen to your heart! It is not an evil one. Now for a
generous impulse! Go to the poor man’s rescue! Hand him back the
indispensable glasses! He will never find them by himself. His back is
turned to them; in another minute he will smash them. Just then a
violent jerk flung the unhappy man head foremost against the door of the
water-closet; the shock was broken by his top-hat, which was caved in by
the force of the impact and jammed tightly down over his ears. Monsieur
Defouqueblize moaned; rose to his feet; took off his hat. Lafcadio,
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