The Vatican swindle : $b (Les caves du Vatican)Gide, André
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The Vatican swindle : $b (Les caves du Vatican)
Gide, André
Detective and mystery stories; French fiction -- Translations into English
“All the same, it was lucky I happened to turn up the other day, eh?...
Not altogether by accident, maybe. I like keeping an eye on young
novices: they’ve got ideas; they’re enterprising; they’re smart. But
they’re too much inclined to think they can do without advice. Your
handiwork the other night, my dear fellow, was sadly in need of touching
up.... To wear a tile of that kind on one’s head when one’s out on the
job! Was there ever such a notion? With the hatter’s address in the
lining too! Why! you’d have been collared before the week was out. But
when it’s a case of old friends I’ve a feeling heart--and, what’s more,
I’ll prove it. Do you know, I used to be very fond of you, Cadio. I
always thought something might be made of you. With a handsome face like
yours, we could have got round all the women, and, for the matter of
that, God forgive me! bled one or two of the men into the bargain. You
can’t think how glad I was to have news of you at last and to hear you
were coming to Italy. Upon my soul, I was longing to know what had
become of you since the days we used to go and see that little wench of
ours together. You’re not bad-looking even now. Oh! she knew a thing or
two, did Carola!”
Lafcadio’s irritation was becoming more and more manifest--and likewise
his endeavours to hide it; all this amused Protos prodigiously, though
he pretended to notice nothing. He had taken a little round of leather
out of his waistcoat pocket and was now examining it.
“Neatly cut out, eh?”
Lafcadio could have strangled him; he clenched his fists till his nails
dug into his flesh. The other went on with his gibing:
“Damned good of me! Well worth the six thousand francs which--by the
way, will you tell me why you didn’t pocket?”
Lafcadio made a movement of disgust:
“Do you take me for a thief?”
“Look here, my dear boy,” went on Protos quietly, “I’m not very fond of
amateurs and I’d better tell you so at once quite frankly. And you know,
it’s not a bit of use taking up the high and mighty line with me or
playing the simpleton. You show promise--granted!--remarkable promise,
but....”
“Stop your witticisms,” interrupted Lafcadio, whose anger was now
uncontrollable. “What are you driving at? I committed an act of folly
the other day--do you think I need to be told so? Yes! you have a weapon
against me. I won’t ask whether it would be prudent of you, for your own
sake, to use it. You want me to buy back that piece of leather? Very
well, then, say so! Stop laughing and looking at me like that. You want
money? How much?”
His tone was so determined that Protos fell back for a second, but
recovered himself immediately.
“Gently! Gently!” he said. “Have I said anything ill-mannered? We are
talking between friends--coolly. There’s no need to get excited. My
word! Cadio, you’re younger than ever!”
But as he began to stroke his arm gently, Lafcadio jerked himself away.
“Let’s sit down,” went on Protos; “we shall talk more comfortably.”
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