The Vatican swindle : $b (Les caves du Vatican)Gide, André
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The Vatican swindle : $b (Les caves du Vatican)
Gide, André
Detective and mystery stories; French fiction -- Translations into English
Fleurissoire was just going off to sleep when a faint humming reminded
him that he had failed to take the precaution of putting out his light
before opening his window; for light attracts mosquitoes. He remembered,
too, that he had somewhere read praises of the Lord, who has bestowed on
this winged insect a special musical instrument, designed to warn the
sleeper the moment before he is going to be stung. Then he let down the
impenetrable muslin barrier all round him. “After all,” thought he to
himself as he was dropping off, “how much better this is than those
little felt cones of dried hay, which old Blafaphas sells under the
quaint name of ‘fidibus’; one lights them on a little metal saucer; as
they burn they give out a quantity of narcotic fumes; but before they
stupefy the mosquitoes, they half stifle the sleeper. Fidibus! What a
funny name! Fidibus....” He was just going off, when suddenly a sharp
sting on the left side of his nose awoke him. He put his hand to the
place and as he was softly stroking the raised and burning
flesh--another sting on his wrist. Then right against his ear there
sounded the mock of an impertinent buzzing.... Horror! he had shut the
enemy up within the citadel! He reached out to the switch and turned on
the light.
Yes! the mosquito was there, settled high up on the net. Amédée was
long-sighted and made him out distinctly; a creature that was wisp-like
to absurdity, planted on four legs, with the other pair sticking out
insolently behind him, long and curly; Amédée sat up on his bed. But how
could he crush the insect against such flimsy, yielding material? No
matter! He gave a hit with the palm of his hand, so hard and so quick
that he thought he had burst a hole in the net. Not the shadow of a
doubt but the mosquito was done for; he glanced down to look for its
corpse; there was nothing--but he felt a fresh sting on the calf of his
leg.
At that, in order to get as much as possible of his person into shelter,
he crept between the sheets and stayed there perhaps a quarter of an
hour, without daring to turn out the light; then, all the same, somewhat
reassured at catching neither sight nor sound of the enemy, he switched
it off. And instantly the music began again.
Then he put out one arm, keeping his hand close to his face, and from
time to time when he thought he felt one well settled on his forehead or
cheek, he would give himself a huge smack. But the second after, he
heard the insect’s sing-song once more.
After this it occurred to him to wrap his head round with his comforter,
which considerably interfered with the pleasure of his respiratory
organs, and did not prevent him from being stung on the chin.
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