The Vatican swindle : $b (Les caves du Vatican)Gide, André
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The Vatican swindle : $b (Les caves du Vatican)
Gide, André
Detective and mystery stories; French fiction -- Translations into English
“Pray tell me, sir, who asked you to concern yourself with this matter.
Whose instructions are you obeying?”
“Forgive me, Monsieur l’abbé,” said Fleurissoire in some confusion, “I
was given no instructions by anyone. I am just a poor distraught soul
seeking on my own behalf.”
These humble words disarmed the _curé_; he held out his hand to
Fleurissoire:
“I spoke to you roughly.... But such dangers surround us.” Then, after a
short hesitation:
“Look here! Will you come with me to-morrow? We will go and see my
friend together....” and raising his eyes to Heaven: “Yes, I dare to
call him my friend,” he repeated in a heartfelt voice. “Let’s sit down
for a minute on this bench. I will write him a line which we will both
sign, to give him notice of our visit. If it is posted before six
o’clock (eighteen o’clock, as they say here), he will get it to-morrow
morning in time for him to be ready to receive us by twelve; we might
even, I dare say, have lunch with him.”
They sat down. Protos took a note-book from his pocket, and under
Amédée’s haggard eyes began on a virgin sheet as follows:
“Dear old cock....”
Then, seeing the other’s stupefaction, he smiled very calmly:
“So, it’s the Cardinal you’d have addressed if you’d had your way?”
After that he became more amicable and consented to explain things to
Amédée: once a week the Cardinal San-Felice was in the habit of leaving
the archbishop’s palace in the dress of a simple _abbé_; he became plain
chaplain Bardolotti and made his way to a modest villa on the slopes of
Mount Vomero, where he received a few intimate friends, and the secret
letters which the initiated addressed him under his assumed name. But
even in this vulgar disguise, he could feel no security--he could not be
sure that his letters were not opened in the post, and begged therefore
that nothing of any significance should be said in any letter and that
the tone of a letter should in no way suggest his Eminence, or have in
it the slightest trace of respect.
Now that he was let into the secret, Amédée smiled in his turn.
“‘Dear old cock’.... Let me think! What shall we say to the dear old
cock?” joked the _abbé_, hesitating with pencil in hand. “Ah!... ‘I’ve
got a funny old chap in tow!’ (Yes, yes! It’s all right! I know the kind
of style.) ‘I’ll bring him along, so dig out a bottle or two of
Falernian and to-morrow we three will have a party.’ ... Here! you sign
too.”
“Perhaps I’d better not sign my own name.”
“Oh, it doesn’t matter about yours,” returned Protos, and after the name
of Amédée Fleurissoire he wrote the word _Cave_.[G]
“Oh, that’s very clever!”
“What! are you astonished at my signing the name _Cave_? Your head is
full of nothing but the Vatican _Cave_. You must know, my good Monsieur
Fleurissoire, that _Cave_ is a Latin word too, and that it means
BEWARE!”
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