The Vatican swindle : $b (Les caves du Vatican)Gide, André
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The Vatican swindle : $b (Les caves du Vatican)
Gide, André
Detective and mystery stories; French fiction -- Translations into English
“Surrounded on all sides by enemies as we are,” went on the Cardinal,
“we sometimes find it difficult to cash the offerings which a few
generous souls send us in response to our secret solicitations. Watched
at the same time by the freemasons and the Jesuits, by the police and by
the swindlers, it would not be suitable for us to be seen presenting
cheques or money orders at the banks and post offices, where our person
might be recognised. The sharpers Father Cave was telling you about just
now have thrown such discredit on our collections!” (Protos, in the
meantime, was thrumming impatiently on the table.) “In short, here is a
modest little cheque for six thousand francs which I beg you, my son, to
cash in our stead; it is drawn on the Credito Commerciale of Rome by
the Duchess of Ponte Cavallo; though it was addressed to the archbishop,
the name of the payee has purposely been left a blank, so that it may be
cashed by the bearer. Do not scruple to sign it with your own name,
which will arouse no suspicions. Take care not to let yourself be robbed
of it or of.... What is the matter, my dear Father Cave? You seem
agitated.”
“Go on! Go on!”
“...or of the money which you will bring back to me ... let me see ...
you return to Rome to-night; you can take the six o’clock express
to-morrow evening; you will be at Naples again at ten and you will find
me waiting for you at the station. After that we will think of employing
you on some worthier errand.... No, no, my son, do not kiss my hand. Can
you not see there is no ring on it?”
Amédée had half prostrated himself at his feet. The Cardinal touched his
forehead, and Protos, taking him by the arm, shook him gently:
“Come, come! another glass before you start. I am very sorry I can’t go
back to Rome with you; but I’m kept here by all sorts of
business--besides, it’s better we shouldn’t be seen together. Good-bye!
Let me embrace you, my dear Fleurissoire. May God keep you! I thank Him
for having permitted me to know you.”
He accompanied Fleurissoire to the door, and as he was leaving:
“Ah! sir,” he said, “what do you think of the Cardinal? Is it not
distressing to see the state to which persecution has reduced such a
noble intelligence?”
Then, as he went back to the bogus Cardinal:
“You fathead! That was a bright idea of yours, wasn’t it, to get your
cheque endorsed by a silly ass who hasn’t even got a passport, and whom
I shall have to shadow?”
But Bardolotti, heavy with sleep, let his head roll upon the table,
murmuring:
“We must keep the old ’uns busy.”
* * * * *
Protos went indoors to take off his wig and his peasant’s costume; he
appeared a little later, looking thirty years younger and dressed like a
bank clerk or a shop assistant of inferior grade. He had very little
time to catch the train he knew Fleurissoire was going to take, and he
went off without taking leave of the slumbering Bardolotti.
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