Clergy -- Fiction; Great Britain -- Fiction; Religious fiction
"Good morning, Mrs. Freeman," he said, in the peculiar accent in which
he always addressed those who were not (to use his own phrase) of his
father's house,--a tone in which cold outward civility was struggling
with hot internal hatred;--"Good morning, Mrs. Freeman."
"Good morning, sir," responded Mrs. Freeman with a very proper and
ceremonious curtsy.
"I have called to mention to you a necessary alteration that must
immediately take place on your premises. You must forthwith take down
the Mowbray Arms, which have no longer any connexion with the
neighbourhood; and it may be, if you conduct yourselves properly, I may
permit you to substitute the Cartwright Arms."
"I believe, sir," said Mrs. Freeman in a tone rather too much
approaching to indifference, "that a publican may exhibit what sign he
likes, provided it be not offensive to common decency: and I think there
may be a many," she added, turning away to re-enter her house, "who
might object to the sign you propose, as not coming within that line."
She had made a step or two towards the door, when she turned again upon
hearing the voice of the vicar raised to a very unusual pitch. He was
not addressing her, however, but the boy Jem, who chanced at that moment
to be entering the little rickyard with a ladder upon his shoulder.
"Bring here that ladder, boy!" vociferated the imperious great man.
The boy obeyed, saying, as he drew near, "What's your pleasure, sir?"
"Fix your ladder against this post, d'ye hear? and mount--steady,
mind,--and take the sign off the hooks. When you have got it loose, you
may let it drop. If it breaks, it's no matter,--it is of no farther
value."
"Take down master's sign, your honour?" said Jem, opening his mouth and
eyes to their greatest dimensions, but not approaching an inch nearer to
the sign-post.
"Do you dispute my orders, you little ruffian?" cried the holy vicar,
his eyes flashing, and his cane raised in a very threatening attitude.
"You be the parson of the parish, I know," said the boy, looking
steadily in his face; "and they do say you be something else besides,
now; but I don't see that's a reason for my lugging master's sign down."
At this moment the feelings of the man overcame those of the saint, and
Mr. Cartwright seizing upon the ladder, succeeded in disengaging it from
the boy's hands, and himself placing it against the post, had already
got one foot upon it, when Mrs. Freeman stepped back, and taking a quiet
but firm hold of his arm, said, "It is a trespass and a damage you are
committing, sir, and I warn you to desist; and I wish with all my heart
that there was no worser trespass and damage upon your conscience--or at
least that there was still as good time to stop it. But, married or not
to the lady, we won't have nothing to do with your arms, Mr. Cartwright,
nor your legs, neither, if you please, sir; so don't be after climbing
that fashion to disturb our property, for it don't look clerical nohow."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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