Her name too was Charlotte, but no Werther fell in love with her when
she was ingeniously trying how many square inches of bread two ounces of
butter that had been warmed into oil by the fire would cover. For Mrs
Rumsey was not handsome, being a soft, fair, nebulous-looking lady, who
had been in the habit of presenting her husband with one or two nebulous
theories of her own regularly once a year; and the "worrit" of children
had not improved her personal appearance.
Her face was, as a rule, white, and soft, and heavy, dotted with dull
branny freckles, while the possession of a soft _retrousse_ nose that
seemed loosely attached to her skin, and travelled a good deal out of
place whenever she twitched her countenance, as she often did
spasmodically, did not add to her attractions.
Unfortunately for Dr Rumsey, his wife's notable care of her children
did not extend to herself, for as she grew older she also grew more and
more unkempt. While he, as he saw it, would sigh and thrust his hands
into his pockets all but his thumbs, which stood out and worked as she
unfolded to him her family cares, giving them the aspect of two handles
in the mechanism by which he was moved.
"Any thing will do for me," was her favourite expression; and, in the
belief that she was lessening the burthen on her husband's shoulders,
she made herself less attractive in his eyes year by year, and grew more
dowdy. How the fact that his wife's hair was not parted exactly in the
middle, and left unbrushed, could affect his income, Dr Rumsey never
knew; neither could he see that it was any saving for a hook on a dress
front to be inserted in the wrong eye, or for his wife's boots to be
down at the heel and unlaced. Such, however, was the state in which
Mrs Rumsey was often seen, though, to do her justice, the children were
her constant care, in both senses of the word.
He saw all this and sighed, giving his ears a pull now and then, telling
himself that they tightened his skin and drew the wrinkles out of his
face; while, when his lady was extra sensitive and nervous--in other
words, disposed to blame--he would shrug his shoulders, button up his
coat, turn up his collar; and upon one occasion he even sent the good
lady into a passionate fit of hysterics, by putting up an old umbrella
to shelter him till the storm had done.
"Ah, Rumsey!" she would say, "I don't know what you would do without me.
If you had not me to take care of you and yours, you would be lost
indeed."
The lady did not seem to consider it a case of his and hers, but went on
behaving as if she were a kind of upper servant or nursery governess,
while he wanted a companion and help. Certainly she opened his clean
pocket-handkerchiefs for him, for fear he should look dandified; and she
taught his children well according to her lights, though her teachings
certainly had the appearance of what Mrs Mullion called drilling, for
she was very strict.
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