"Lor' a marcy, Amos Pengelly, don't talk in that way," said Tom Jennen.
"I never go to church, and I never did go, but I never knew old parson
carry on such games. Harvest thanksgiving indeed! I never see such a
gashly sight in my life. Turnips in a church!"
"Well, but don't you see," said Amos, in an expounding tone of voice,
"these here are all offerings for the harvest; and turnips and carrots
may be as precious as offerings as your fine fruits, and grapes, and
flowers."
"Well said, lad," exclaimed one of the fishermen; "and, like 'tatoes, a
deal more useful."
"Didn't Cain an' Abel bring their offerings to the altar?" said Amos,
who gathered strength at these words of encouragement.
"Yes," cried Tom Jennen, grinning, "and Cain's 'tatoes, and turnips, and
things weren't much thought on, and all sorts o' gashly trouble come out
of it. Garden stuff ain't the right thing for offerings. Tell 'ee
what, lads, here's our boat with the finest haul o' mack'ral we've had
this year, and Curnow's boat half full o' big hake. We arn't got no
lambs, but what d'yer say, Amos Pengelly, to our taking parson up a
couple o' pad o' the finest mack'ral, and half a score o' big hake?"
Tom Jennen winked at his companions as he said this, and his looks
seemed to say,--"There's a poser for him."
Amos Pengelly rubbed one ear, and then he rubbed the other, as he stood
there, apparently searching for precedent for such an act. He wanted to
work in something from the New Testament about the Apostles and their
fishing, and the miraculous draught, but poor Amos did not feel inspired
just then, and at last, unable to find an appropriate quotation, he
said,--
"I think it would be quite right, lads. It would be an offering from
the harvest of the sea. Parson said he wanted all to give according to
their means, and you, lads, have had a fine haul. Take up some of your
best."
"What, up to church?" cried Tom Jennen. "It'll make a reg'lar gashly
old smell."
"Nay," said Amos, "they'd be fresh enough to-morrow."
"You daren't take 'em up to parson, Tom Jennen," said one of the men,
grinning.
Tom took a fresh bit of tobacco, spat several times down on to the
boulders, and narrowly missed a mate, who responded with a lump of stone
from the beach below, and then, frowning hugely, he exclaimed,--
"I lay a gallon o' ale I dare take up a hundred o' mack'ral and half a
score o' hake, come now."
"Ye daren't," chorused several. "Parson'll gie ye such a setting down."
"I dare," cried Tom Jennen, grinning. "I arn't feard o' all the parsons
in Cornwall. I'll take it up."
"Bet you a gallon o' ale you won't," said one.
"Done," cried Tom Jennen, clapping his hand into that of his mate.
"And I'll lay you a gallon," said another.
"And I,"--"and I,"--"and I," cried several.
"Done! done! done!" cried Tom Jennen, grinning. "Get the fish, lads. I
arn't afraid o' the gashly parson. I'll take 'em."
Amos Pengelly looked disturbed, but he said nothing.
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