England -- Fiction; Interpersonal relations -- Fiction
But there had been June evenings when Onoria had letters to write, or
was playing over new sets of pieces with a view to her profession, when
Elsie slipped out of the long French window on to the lawn to water the
flowers, and found that Peter was watering his.
Peter joined her on these occasions and they hunted for slugs together
with an effortless ardour rarely obtained upon their separate quests.
Sometimes they combined with desperate loyalty to try to save Onoria an
exertion that they could not persuade her to give up, or planned to
appease her with a suitable birthday present.
Their talk was full of Onoria. They quoted her most strident sayings
with bursts of nervous laughter; they bulwarked their own opinions with
the justice of her utterances; and sometimes with bated breath they
confessed to each other the little difficulties which arose on their
domestic hearths, when these hearths were confronted with Onoria.
Mr. Gubbins had a housekeeper who hated Onoria and was herself a
redoubtable woman. Elsie’s family sometimes stood up and raged against
her intimacy with Onoria; they even curtailed it to music lesson days
and Sundays. They couldn’t quite destroy it because the most
authoritative of families would shrink from forbidding one of its
daughters from visiting a very respectable, middle-aged lady, who had
been her music teacher since she was a child.
“I said,” Elsie explained breathlessly behind the rhododendron bushes,
“if you stop me going to see Miss Strickland, I’ll tell the Vicar and
Miss Bretherton. You know Father thinks the world of the Vicar since
we’ve stopped going to Chapel; he’s Onoria’s second cousin too; and no
one would like to have Miss Bretherton down on them, not even Mother—so
they just glared. Glaring’s awful, of course, still it can’t do you any
real harm.”
“No,” Mr. Gubbins murmured with a long sigh of regret. “It’s not as if
your parents _cooked_ for you! If Mrs. Binns has been crossed, and
whenever she sees Onoria she seems to get crossed, she pours pepper into
everything I eat! And as I’ve often told you, I have a very delicate
throat!”
Elsie looked uneasily over the tobacco plant they were spraying.
Onoria had laughed so hard and so long upon the subject of Mr. Gubbins’
throat that it seemed to Elsie a disloyalty to let him talk about it.
What he was afraid of was cancer. He had an enlarged tonsil.
Mr. Gubbins could (as Onoria pointed out to him several times during the
course of the winter when he was always catching colds) have it taken
out. But Mr. Gubbins did not think it was bad enough for this heroic
remedy; it was only bad enough to give rise occasionally to the question
of whether the doctor really knew what he was talking about in assigning
to a pain so severe a cause so insufficiently lurid.
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