England -- Fiction; Interpersonal relations -- Fiction
Aunt Anne required a good many explanations. She had never received a
niece before at seven o’clock in the evening without a tooth-brush.
It would have been difficult for her to grasp that the survivors of
earthquakes are denuded of this effective article of toilette, and she
knew that Little Ticklington was not an earthquake district.
She followed every explanation given by Elsie with—“Still I can’t quite
see, dear, how you have arrived without your night things. I am very
glad to see you, of course, but it all sounds so precipitate.”
It was on the edge of this precipice that Elsie fell asleep.
She wisely kept Mr. Gubbins for breakfast. When they were eating kidneys
and bacon—after porridge, but before marmalade—she confessed to her
Aunt Anne that she had not only run away from the oratorio because Miss
Strickland did not like oratorios, but because Mr. Gubbins was with her
and Miss Strickland would have liked his presence even less than an
oratorio.
Aunt Anne laid down her knife and fork and gazed at Elsie—the mystery
was solved. It had been a mystery—it was now simply a crime. Aunt Anne
had not understood before why Miss Strickland should object to certain
parts of the Bible set to music. She was herself doubtful of Opera, even
if it had not been so expensive; but sacred music was surely both
educational and devout, and not even very interesting. It was
unreasonable for a high school teacher to object to such a
performance—but a young man!
Her gaze was awful, and Elsie shuddered under it, and swallowing her tea
too hurriedly, choked.
When she had stopped choking, Aunt Anne said portentously, “Is Mr.
Gubbins a young man, Elsie?”
Elsie said that that depended on what you meant by young; she had known
him for years and years, and he had grey hair and wore spectacles.
“Spectacles,” said Aunt Anne solemnly, “do not prevent youth though they
may disguise it. Grey hair is neither here nor there. Am I to gather
that there is some understanding between you and this—this Mr. Gubbins,
Elsie—perhaps unknown to your dear parents?”
Elsie wriggled and twisted. “They wouldn’t mind him,” she murmured
forlornly. “At least I don’t think so. Of course we understand each
other in a way. I play his accompaniments.”
“Elsie, you are hedging!” exclaimed Aunt Anne majestically. “I must see
this young man for myself.”
Elsie was not really hedging; if she had seen a hedge she would most
certainly have taken shelter under it, but she was not aware of the
exact danger her aunt supposed her to be avoiding.
She felt that there was something ominous in the air connected with Mr.
Gubbins, and she wriggled to appease it.
The idea of marriage conveyed nothing personal to Elsie. Marriage was
merely something that happened to other people—with a cake. She helped
herself to marmalade and hoped that Peter Gubbins would blow over.
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