"There’s only one health, or I should say two in one, to be drunk,"
explained Mr. Stanbury; "and Mr. Crocker here have kindly consented to
do the speechifying."
Mrs. Bowden, rather to her own surprise, grew lachrymose with the
dessert. She cheered up, however, when Bartley rose to propose the
health of the bride and bridegroom. To the habitually taciturn folk
about him, his flow of speech appeared astounding, and not a few agreed
that, though Crocker never did any work, yet his native talents were
extraordinary and might have led him to any height of achievement.
"Upon my word," admitted the bridegroom’s father, "it can’t be denied
that the chap--light-minded though he may be, here and there--has got
amazing gifts. In fact, to be honest, he can turn his hand to
anything--larn a trade, fight a great fight and run into mouth-speech as
easy and flowing as a parson. He’s a wonder--though I say it to your
face, ma’am."
He made this handsome criticism to Bartley’s mother, and she explained
how that Sheepstor as yet knew but a fraction of the truth concerning
her son. That the warrener spoke thus, however, largely warmed Nanny
Crocker’s heart after her second glass of brown sherry; and she told
Susan later in the day that there was rather more in Elias Bowden than
met the eye.
Bartley received a cheer when he rose and a still louder round when he
sat down again.
"Ladies and gentlemen," he said, "I beg leave to ask you all to drink
long life and happiness to our friends David and Madge Bowden, who this
day have joined hands for holy matrimony. I know ’em both and can give
them both a very good character, I assure you. As for Madge, she’s just
a warm, loving heart on two legs--all heart; and if you want to know
what she is, don’t ask her, but ask the old people, and the terrible
poor people, and them that be badly off for food and friends. They’ll
tell you all about her. But you prosperous people, all sitting around
here waiting to have a dash at your sherry--you don’t know nothing about
her. She’s a good angel, that’s what Madge Stanbury have been ever
since she could run to pick up some baby smaller than herself; and
that’s what Madge Bowden will be to her dying day. As for David here,
last time him and me met in company, he was the best man, I believe. No
use for you to shake your head, David. Bested I was; but to-day I’m the
best man and he’ve got to sing second. And I tell him to his face that
he’s a right down good chap, and every good man be proud to know him.
And, for my part, I think such a lot of David that I’d challenge him to
fight again this day three months, but that I very well know what Madge
would say about it. Besides, there’s one or two other people in the
world besides David to be thought upon, and, though I know ’twould cheer
Mr. Shillabeer up a lot if we could get Mr. Fogo down again and have
another fight, I’m afraid we’re all too happy to want to go fighting;
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