“Ditch, seh, and wire net. Every pasture was a square swamp with a ditch
around, and a wire net. Yu’ve heard the mournful, mixed-up sound a big
bunch of cattle will make? Well, seh, as yu’ druv from the railroad to
the Tulare frawg ranch yu’ could hear ’em a mile. Springtime they’d sing
like girls in the organ loft, and by August they were about ready to
hire out for bass. And all was fit to be soloists, if I’m a judge. But
in a bad year it might only be twenty per cent. The pelican rushed ’em
from the pasture right into the San Joaquin River, which was close
by the property. The big balance of the herd stampeded, and though of
course they came out on the banks again, the news had went around, and
folks below at Hemlen eat most of ’em just to spite the company. Yu’
see, a frawg in a river is more hopeless than any maverick loose on the
range. And they never struck any plan to brand their stock and prove
ownership.”
“Well, twenty per cent is good enough for me,” said Trampas, “if Rawhide
don’t suit me.”
“A hundred a month!” said the enthusiast. And busy calculations began to
arise among them.
“It went to fifty per cent,” pursued the Virginian, “when New York and
Philadelphia got to biddin’ agaynst each other. Both cities had signs
all over ’em claiming to furnish the Tulare frawg. And both had ’em all
right. And same as cattle trains, yu’d see frawg trains tearing acrosst
Arizona--big glass tanks with wire over ’em--through to New York, an’
the frawgs starin’ out.”
“Why, George,” whispered a woman’s voice behind me, “he’s merely
deceiving them! He’s merely making that stuff up out of his head.”
“Yes, my dear, that’s merely what he’s doing.”
“Well, I don’t see why you imagined I should care for this. I think I’ll
go back.”
“Better see it out, Daisy. This beats the geysers or anything we’re
likely to find in the Yellowstone.”
“Then I wish we had gone to Bar Harbor as usual,” said the lady, and she
returned to her Pullman.
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