Balaam accompanied his guest, Shorty, when he went to the pasture to
saddle up and depart. “Got a rope?” he asked the guest, as they lifted
down the bars.
“Don’t need to rope him. I can walk right up to Pedro. You stay back.”
Hiding his bridle behind him, Shorty walked to the river-bank, where the
pony was switching his long tail in the shade; and speaking persuasively
to him, he came nearer, till he laid his hand on Pedro’s dusky mane,
which was many shades darker than his hide. He turned expectantly, and
his master came up to his expectations with a piece of bread.
“Eats that, does he?” said Balaam, over the bars.
“Likes the salt,” said Shorty. “Now, n-n-ow, here! Yu’ don’t guess
yu’ll be bridled, don’t you? Open your teeth! Yu’d like to play yu’ was
nobody’s horse and live private? Or maybe yu’d prefer ownin’ a saloon?”
Pedro evidently enjoyed this talk, and the dodging he made about the
bit. Once fairly in his mouth, he accepted the inevitable, and followed
Shorty to the bars. Then Shorty turned and extended his hand.
“Shake!” he said to his pony, who lifted his forefoot quietly and put it
in his master’s hand. Then the master tickled his nose, and he wrinkled
it and flattened his ears, pretending to bite. His face wore an
expression of knowing relish over this performance. “Now the other
hoof,” said Shorty; and the horse and master shook hands with their
left. “I learned him that,” said the cow-boy, with pride and affection.
“Say, Pede,” he continued, in Pedro’s ear, “ain’t yu’ the best little
horse in the country? What? Here, now! Keep out of that, you dead-beat!
There ain’t no more bread.” He pinched the pony’s nose, one quarter of
which was wedged into his pocket.
“Quite a lady’s little pet!” said Balaam, with the rasp in his voice.
“Pity this isn’t New York, now, where there’s a big market for harmless
horses. Gee-gees, the children call them.”
“He ain’t no gee-gee,” said Shorty, offended. “He’ll beat any cow-pony
workin’ you’ve got. Yu’ can turn him on a half-dollar. Don’t need to
touch the reins. Hang ’em on one finger and swing your body, and he’ll
turn.”
Balaam knew this, and he knew that the pony was only a four-year-old.
“Well,” he said, “Drybone’s had no circus this season. Maybe they’d buy
tickets to see Pedro. He’s good for that, anyway.”
Shorty became gloomy. The Virginian was grimly smoking. Here was
something else going on not to his taste, but none of his business.
“Try a circus,” persisted Balaam. “Alter your plans for spending cash in
town, and make a little money instead.”
Shorty having no plans to alter and no cash to spend, grew still more
gloomy.
“What’ll you take for that pony?” said Balaam.
Shorty spoke up instantly. “A hundred dollars couldn’t buy that piece
of stale mud off his back,” he asserted, looking off into the sky
grandiosely.
But Balaam looked at Shorty, “You keep the mud,” he said, “and I’ll give
you thirty dollars for the horse.”
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