Satire; Spanish literature -- Translations into English
“I am Solon,” said this old man: “I gave to the Athenians laws which they
did not exactly follow; this person contiguous to me is the philosopher
Anaxarchus, whom the tyrant Nicocreon caused to be brayed in a mortar: in
this little hump-back, behold the famous Aristotle, preceptor to the
great Alexander: his philosophy excused the disciple from practising the
morality he taught. This academician is Socrates, whom his fellow
citizens put to death with a cup of hemlock. This old man is the divine
Plato, who, spite of the sublimity of his doctrine, sold oil for the
defrayment of his expenses. All the rest are men of letters, who, like
ourselves, have excited the envy, and experienced the vengeance of the
princes, Archons and Tyrants, of Athens; and it is now upon these tyrants
we unitedly demand vengeance.”
Then Denis, the tyrant, accompanied by some other princes, presented
themselves and spoke in this manner:—“Of whom do these old dotards
complain? Infatuated by their conceits, they pretended to dictate law to
the whole world! In fact they had so imbued the people with their dogmas
and their customs, that when we wished to make some changes, they excited
sedition. They had so much pride and presumption, that they arrogated to
themselves alone the possession of common sense and reason; while in
truth they were distinguished but for opinions founded upon vain
subtleties, and by a language not common and familiar to men:—and now I
should like to ask them what certain knowledge they had; what was their
idea upon the nature of the soul? and what constituted the reason and
equity of their laws?”
“I will add to that,” said Julian, the apostate, “that there are pedants,
who, under the affectation of austerity, concealed the most extreme
ambition. Do they complain of the contempt that was shown them, when
their manner of living exposed them to it? Will they speak of their
poverty, who would not labour for a living? The people of letters
deceive themselves if they believe that princes and the public ought to
enrich them for vain and useless sciences. Should they not make their
calculation for that, when, idle in their cabinets, they amuse themselves
in contemplating the figures and number of the stars, which they apply,
to find fault with the common prejudices of our ancestors?”
“At least,” observed Cato of Utica, “you cannot make those remarks with
regard to Cicero, or myself, who have exercised the highest magistracies
of Rome.”
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