The Von Toodleburgs; Or, The History of a Very Distinguished FamilyAdams, F. Colburn (Francis Colburn)
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The Von Toodleburgs; Or, The History of a Very Distinguished Family
Adams, F. Colburn (Francis Colburn)
Families -- Fiction; New York (State) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Treasure troves -- Fiction
"No, my dear--you only encouraged him when he was in," replied Chapman,
submissively. "I didn't tell you all, my dear, Topman is a forger, and
is not to be found. And, and the worst of it is--and that is what has
caused all the trouble--the great Kidd Discovery Company is dead! That's
where it is!"
"Dead, my dear, dead!" reiterated the astonished woman. "We call it gone
up in Wall Street--"
"Couldn't you contrive some way, my dear, to lighten the disgrace?"
"Wall Street is in a state of excitement, the sheriff is in possession
of everything, and beggary stares me in the face--"
This conversation was interrupted by loud ringing of the hall bell, and
in another minute Bowles opened the parlor door and the sheriff and one
of his deputies entered, and commenced their business. "Beg your
pardon," said the sheriff, bowing politely, while his deputy
deliberately took a seat and began a survey of everything within sight.
"You must excuse any lack of ceremony on our part. It is a part of our
duty to do these things, and we try to relieve them as much as possible
of their painful features." Then taking Chapman aside, he suggested that
the ladies better be got up stairs. And while this was being done the
deputy entered the back parlor, and placing his hat on the pier table,
began taking an inventory of all the furniture.
"You will find my deputy a gentleman," said the sheriff, addressing
Chapman when the ladies had left the parlor, "and if not such a
companion as you would prefer, I am compelled to leave him with you, and
hope your esteem for him will improve on acquaintance. He will take a
schedule of everything, and anything missing thereafter you will be held
responsible for." Thus saying, the gentleman bid Chapman a polite good
morning, and hurried himself out of the house.
Again the hall bell rang. This time Bowles brought in an unsealed note,
grimy and discolored. Chapman immediately recognized it as from Gusher.
He carried it up stairs to his dear wife, who read it aloud, for it was
addressed to her, and read thus:
"Pardon, madam, pardon. Zis one circumstance, he is so very
disagreeable. My compliment to ze family, an Mr. Gusher, he beg
to say as he shall be compel to forego ze pleasure of is
marriage zis day wiz your daughter. He is one grand rascal what
make me so much trouble. So many friend come to see me to-day.
But ze suberscribed condition of my accommodation shall prevent
ze carry out of my obligation wiz your lovely daughter. You
shall zee, madam, as I am a man--yes, madam, a gentleman of
'onar. I shall get all my enemies undar my feet. Zen I shall do
myself ze 'onar to marry your lovely daughter. Allow me, madam.
I shall subscribe myself your friend.
"PHILO GUSHER."
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