The Von Toodleburgs; Or, The History of a Very Distinguished FamilyAdams, F. Colburn (Francis Colburn)
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The Von Toodleburgs; Or, The History of a Very Distinguished Family
Adams, F. Colburn (Francis Colburn)
Families -- Fiction; New York (State) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Treasure troves -- Fiction
The Dominie was to preach his harvest sermon, and his flock was to join
him in giving thanks to God for the bounties He had bestowed upon them.
He had, indeed, blessed them with an abundant harvest that year; and now
they had come to thank Him and be joyful. Conspicuous in the group was
the little snuffy doctor, Critchel, looking happy among the people whose
ills he had administered to for half a century. On Harvest-Sunday he
could kiss and caress the bright faced little children he had helped
bring into the world as fondly as a young mother. There, too, was the
schoolmaster, with his ruddy face and his seedy clothes, ready to do his
part in making Harvest-Sunday pass pleasantly, for indeed the crop was a
matter of importance with him. And there was Titus Bright, for the merry
little inn-keeper would have considered such a gathering incomplete
without him. Titus was not so well thought of by the Dutch settlers
since he gave up his little tavern for a big one, and had taken to
boarding fine folks from the city.
And now the appearance of Hanz and Angeline, advancing slowly up the
road, for Hanz walked with a staff, created a pleasant diversion.
Several of the young people ran to meet them, and greeted them with such
expressions of welcome as must have filled their hearts with joy.
When they had nearly reached the church, Critchel proceeded to meet them
with his hand extended. "Verily, good neighbor Hanz," said he, after
greeting the old people with a hearty shake of the hand, "the people
have had strange news to talk about for a week past." Critchel shook his
head, looked serious, and taking Hanz by the arm, drew him aside. "This
Chapman has fallen to the ground, they say."
"Mine friend Critchel," returned Hanz, leaning on his staff, and casting
a look upward. "I tolds you tar pees un shust Got; and now you shees how
dat shust Got he pees mine friend."
"Aye, verily," rejoined Critchel, "and he lets them what builds castles
and lives like lords suffer their disappointments. Poor people like us,
who work with their hands, stick to their lands, and pay their debts,
have their castles in peace and contentment."
"Tar pees shust so much wisdom in vat you shays, mine friend Critchel.
In dis world tar pees nothin' sartin. Dis Chapman, he puts his money in
his pocket, and ven he gets his money in his pocket he gets rich and
prout. Zen he goes to t' city so pig and prout as he can pe. Now he
comes pack from t' city, mit his pig vrow, and tar pees nobody as makes
one pow to his pig vrow. Above tar pees one shust Got, Critchel."
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