Air warfare -- Fiction; Science fiction; War stories
“Good day, sah!” said the old negro, in a voice of almost incredible
richness.
“What's the name of this place?” asked Bert.
“Tanooda, sah!” said the negro.
“Thenks!” said Bert.
“Thank YOU, sah!” said the negro, overwhelmingly.
Bert came to houses of the same detached, unwalled, wooden type, but
adorned now with enamelled advertisements partly in English and partly
in Esperanto. Then he came to what he concluded was a grocer's shop. It
was the first house that professed the hospitality of an open door, and
from within came a strangely familiar sound. “Gaw!” he said searching
in his pockets. “Why! I 'aven't wanted money for free weeks! I wonder
if I--Grubb 'ad most of it. Ah!” He produced a handful of coins and
regarded it; three pennies, sixpence, and a shilling. “That's all
right,” he said, forgetting a very obvious consideration.
He approached the door, and as he did so a compactly built, grey-faced
man in shirt sleeves appeared in it and scrutinised him and his cudgel.
“Mornin',” said Bert. “Can I get anything to eat 'r drink in this shop?”
The man in the door replied, thank Heaven, in clear, good American.
“This, sir, is not A shop, it is A store.”
“Oh!” said Bert, and then, “Well, can I get anything to eat?”
“You can,” said the American in a tone of confident encouragement, and
led the way inside.
The shop seemed to him by his Bun Hill standards extremely roomy, well
lit, and unencumbered. There was a long counter to the left of him,
with drawers and miscellaneous commodities ranged behind it, a number of
chairs, several tables, and two spittoons to the right, various barrels,
cheeses, and bacon up the vista, and beyond, a large archway leading to
more space. A little group of men was assembled round one of the tables,
and a woman of perhaps five-and-thirty leant with her elbows on the
counter. All the men were armed with rifles, and the barrel of a gun
peeped above the counter. They were all listening idly, inattentively,
to a cheap, metallic-toned gramophone that occupied a table near at
hand. From its brazen throat came words that gave Bert a qualm of
homesickness, that brought back in his memory a sunlit beach, a group of
children, red-painted bicycles, Grubb, and an approaching balloon:--
“Ting-a-ling-a-ting-a-ling-a-ting-a ling-a-tang... What Price Hair-pins
Now?”
A heavy-necked man in a straw hat, who was chewing something, stopped
the machine with a touch, and they all turned their eyes on Bert. And
all their eyes were tired eyes.
“Can we give this gentleman anything to eat, mother, or can we not?”
said the proprietor.
“He kin have what he likes?” said the woman at the counter, without
moving, “right up from a cracker to a square meal.” She struggled with a
yawn, after the manner of one who has been up all night.
“I want a meal,” said Bert, “but I 'aven't very much money. I don' want
to give mor'n a shillin'.”
“Mor'n a WHAT?” said the proprietor, sharply.
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