The War Stories of Private Thomas AtkinsMilne, James
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The War Stories of Private Thomas Atkins
Milne, James
World War, 1914-1918 -- Anecdotes
“Daddy’s Old Corps,” as we call the Lincolns, caught a lot of
prisoners who seemed glad to get caught. One man was asked if he spoke
English. He replied, “English none,” and on being asked if he wanted
some biscuits, he said, “Ah, yes, I’m hungry,” so he was evidently a
typical German--good at telling lies. He also knew how to demolish, for
he got through six biscuits and a 12 oz. tin of bully in the twinkling
of a gnat’s eyebrow, and then said, “More”: _Corpl. Hawkins, of the
Lincolns_.
Animal Instinct
Even the animals in the French villages seemed to know the difference
between us and the Germans, and they used to come out to meet us. There
was a dog that followed our battery on the march for four days, and
we hadn’t the heart to chase it away, and kept it with us. It was a
soldier’s dog, you could see, and it died a soldier’s death, for it was
smashed to pieces by a shell when curled upon the ground beside one
of our guns in action. We crave it a soldier’s funeral with our own
comrades next day: _An Artilleryman, of Leicester_.
Sacramental
I am thankful to say I managed to take communion this morning, the
first time since I have been out here, and I took it under very
extraordinary conditions. It was in a large house, which has been
converted into a hospital, and we were in a dark cellar, in which were
several casks of wine. We knelt on mattresses covered with blood, and
we could hear shells bursting outside. We could also hear the groans
of the wounded inside the building, Germans as well as English, but
still the communion service was nice and inspiring, even under such
conditions: _Sergt.-Major Elliott, Queen’s West Surrey_.
Sportsmen!
You see some of us with a saucepan, or a frying-pan, and all sorts of
pots to do a bit of cooking in. We covered a large cornfield one day in
action, and when a few rounds had gone up a hare and a rabbit dodged
my way. I had them both. My pal had a plump little partridge, and then
a fowl got in the way; so we had a good feed at the end of the day.
We pooled the lot and put them in a pot together: _Pte. Oliver, 2nd
Worcesters_.
Praise and Song
Before leaving Belgium we arranged with a priest to have masses said
for the souls of our dead chums, and we scraped together what odd money
we had, but his reverence wouldn’t hear of taking our money for prayers
for the relief of the brave lads who had died so far from the Old Land
to rid Belgian soil of the unmannerly German scrubs. When we got here
we sang “Paddies Evermore,” and then we were off to chapel to pray for
the souls of the lads that are gone: _Private McGlade_.
Convalescent!
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