Chimney sweeps -- Juvenile fiction; Fairy tales -- England
And, instead of watchmen and policemen to keep out nasty things at night,
there were thousands and thousands of water-snakes, and most wonderful
creatures they were. They were all named after the Nereids, the
sea-fairies who took care of them, Eunice and Polynoe, Phyllodoce and
Psamathe, and all the rest of the pretty darlings who swim round their
Queen Amphitrite, and her car of cameo shell. They were dressed in green
velvet, and black velvet, and purple velvet; and were all jointed in
rings; and some of them had three hundred brains apiece, so that they
must have been uncommonly shrewd detectives; and some had eyes in their
tails; and some had eyes in every joint, so that they kept a very sharp
look-out; and when they wanted a baby-snake, they just grew one at the
end of their own tails, and when it was able to take care of itself it
dropped off; so that they brought up their families very cheaply. But if
any nasty thing came by, out they rushed upon it; and then out of each of
their hundreds of feet there sprang a whole cutler’s shop of
_Scythes_, _Javelins_,
_Billhooks_, _Lances_,
_Pickaxes_, _Halberts_,
_Forks_, _Gisarines_,
_Penknives_, _Poleaxes_,
_Rapiers_, _Fishhooks_,
_Sabres_, _Bradawls_,
_Yataghans_, _Gimblets_,
_Creeses_, _Corkscrews_,
_Ghoorka swords_, _Pins_,
_Tucks_, _Needles_,
_And so forth_,
which stabbed, shot, poked, pricked, scratched, ripped, pinked, and
crimped those naughty beasts so terribly, that they had to run for their
lives, or else be chopped into small pieces and be eaten afterwards.
And, if that is not all, every word, true, then there is no faith in
microscopes, and all is over with the Linnæan Society.
And there were the water-babies in thousands, more than Tom, or you
either, could count.—All the little children whom the good fairies take
to, because their cruel mothers and fathers will not; all who are
untaught and brought up heathens, and all who come to grief by ill-usage
or ignorance or neglect; all the little children who are overlaid, or
given gin when they are young, or are let to drink out of hot kettles, or
to fall into the fire; all the little children in alleys and courts, and
tumble-down cottages, who die by fever, and cholera, and measles, and
scarlatina, and nasty complaints which no one has any business to have,
and which no one will have some day, when folks have common sense; and
all the little children who have been killed by cruel masters and wicked
soldiers; they were all there, except, of course, the babes of Bethlehem
who were killed by wicked King Herod; for they were taken straight to
heaven long ago, as everybody knows, and we call them the Holy Innocents.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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