Chimney sweeps -- Juvenile fiction; Fairy tales -- England
“But these people,” she went on, “did not know that they were doing
wrong: they were only stupid and impatient; and therefore I only punish
them till they become patient, and learn to use their common sense like
reasonable beings. But as for chimney-sweeps, and collier-boys, and
nailer lads, my sister has set good people to stop all that sort of
thing; and very much obliged to her I am; for if she could only stop the
cruel masters from ill-using poor children, I should grow handsome at
least a thousand years sooner. And now do you be a good boy, and do as
you would be done by, which they did not; and then, when my sister,
MADAME DOASYOUWOULDBEDONEBY, comes on Sunday, perhaps she will take
notice of you, and teach you how to behave. She understands that better
than I do.” And so she went.
Tom was very glad to hear that there was no chance of meeting Grimes
again, though he was a little sorry for him, considering that he used
sometimes to give him the leavings of the beer: but he determined to be a
very good boy all Saturday; and he was; for he never frightened one crab,
nor tickled any live corals, nor put stones into the sea anemones’
mouths, to make them fancy they had got a dinner; and when Sunday morning
came, sure enough, MRS. DOASYOUWOULDBEDONEBY came too. Whereat all the
little children began dancing and clapping their hands, and Tom danced
too with all his might.
And as for the pretty lady, I cannot tell you what the colour of her hair
was, or, of her eyes: no more could Tom; for, when any one looks at her,
all they can think of is, that she has the sweetest, kindest, tenderest,
funniest, merriest face they ever saw, or want to see. But Tom saw that
she was a very tall woman, as tall as her sister: but instead of being
gnarly and horny, and scaly, and prickly, like her, she was the most
nice, soft, fat, smooth, pussy, cuddly, delicious creature who ever
nursed a baby; and she understood babies thoroughly, for she had plenty
of her own, whole rows and regiments of them, and has to this day. And
all her delight was, whenever she had a spare moment, to play with
babies, in which she showed herself a woman of sense; for babies are the
best company, and the pleasantest playfellows, in the world; at least, so
all the wise people in the world think. And therefore when the children
saw her, they naturally all caught hold of her, and pulled her till she
sat down on a stone, and climbed into her lap, and clung round her neck,
and caught hold of her hands; and then they all put their thumbs into
their mouths, and began cuddling and purring like so many kittens, as
they ought to have done. While those who could get nowhere else sat down
on the sand, and cuddled her feet—for no one, you know, wear shoes in the
water, except horrid old bathing-women, who are afraid of the
water-babies pinching their horny toes. And Tom stood staring at them;
for he could not understand what it was all about.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account