Chimney sweeps -- Juvenile fiction; Fairy tales -- England
Then he went by the sea of slops, to the mountain of messes, and the
territory of tuck, where the ground was very sticky, for it was all made
of bad toffee, and full of deep cracks and holes choked with wind-fallen
fruit, and green goose-berries, and sloes, and crabs, and whinberries,
and hips and haws, and all the nasty things which little children will
eat, if they can get them. But the fairies hide them out of the way in
that country as fast as they can, and very hard work they have, and of
very little use it is. For as fast as they hide away the old trash,
foolish and wicked people make fresh trash full of lime and poisonous
paints, and actually go and steal receipts out of old Madame Science's
big book to invent poisons for little children, and sell them at wakes
and fairs and tuck-shops. Very well. Let them go on. Dr. Letheby and Dr.
Hassall cannot catch them, though they are setting traps for them all
day long. But the Fairy with the birch-rod will catch them all in time,
and make them begin at one corner of their shops, and eat their way out
at the other: by which time they will have got such stomachaches as will
cure them of poisoning little children.
Then came Tom to the great land of Hearsay.
When Tom came into that land, he found them all, high and low, man,
woman, and child, running for their lives day and night continually, and
entreating not to be told they didn't know what: only the land being an
island, and they having a dislike to the water (being a musty lot for
the most part), they ran round and round the shore for ever, which was
hard work.
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And running after them, day and night, came such a poor, lean, seedy,
hard-worked old giant, as ought to have been cockered up, and had a good
dinner given him, and a good wife found him, and been set to play with
little children; and then he would have been a very presentable old
fellow after all; for he had a heart, though it was considerably
overgrown with brains.
He was made up principally of fish bones and parchment, put together
with wire and Canada balsam; and smelt strongly of spirits, though he
never drank anything but water: but spirits he used somehow, there was
no denying. He had a great pair of spectacles on his nose, and a
butterfly-net in one hand, and a geological hammer in the other; and was
hung all over with pockets, full of collecting boxes, bottles,
microscopes, telescopes, barometers, ordnance maps, scalpels, forceps,
photographic apparatus, and all other tackle for finding out everything
about everything, and a little more too. And, most strange of all, he
was running not forwards but backwards, as fast as he could.
Away all the good folks ran from him, except Tom, who stood his ground
and dodged between his legs; and the giant, when he had passed him,
looked down, and cried, as if he was quite pleased and comforted,--
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