Chimney sweeps -- Juvenile fiction; Fairy tales -- England
But he only thanked Tom very civilly, in fine long words which he had
heard other folk use, and which, therefore, he thought were fit and
proper to use himself; and cried on till his papa and mamma came, and
sent off for the Powwow man immediately. And a very good-natured
gentleman and lady they were, though they were heathens; and talked
quite pleasantly to Tom about his travels, till the Powwow man arrived,
with his thunderbox under his arm.
And a well-fed, ill-favoured gentleman he was. Tom was a little
frightened at first; for he thought it was Grimes. But he soon saw his
mistake: for Grimes always looked a man in the face; and this fellow
never did. And when he spoke, it was fire and smoke; and when he
sneezed, it was squibs and crackers; and when he cried (which he did
whenever it paid him), it was boiling pitch; and some of it was sure to
stick.
"Here we are again!" cried he, like the clown in a pantomime. "So you
can't feel frightened, my little dear--eh? I'll do that for you. I'll
make an impression on you! Yah! Boo! Whirroo! Hullabaloo!"
And he rattled, thumped, brandished his thunderbox, yelled, shouted,
raved, roared, stamped, and danced corrobory like any black fellow; and
then he touched a spring in the thunderbox, and out popped turnip-ghosts
and magic-lanthorns and pasteboard bogies and spring-heeled Jacks, and
sallaballas, with such a horrid din, clatter, clank, roll, rattle, and
roar, that the little boy turned up the whites of his eyes, and fainted
right away.
And at that his poor heathen papa and mamma were as much delighted as if
they had found a gold mine; and fell down upon their knees before the
Powwow man, and gave him a palanquin with a pole of solid silver and
curtains of cloth of gold; and carried him about in it on their own
backs: but as soon as they had taken him up, the pole stuck to their
shoulders, and they could not set him down any more, but carried him on
willynilly, as Sinbad carried the old man of the sea: which was a
pitiable sight to see; for the father was a very brave officer, and
wore two swords and a blue button; and the mother was as pretty a lady
as ever had pinched feet like a Chinese. But, you see, they had chosen
to do a foolish thing just once too often; so, by the laws of Mrs.
Bedonebyasyoudid, they had to go on doing it whether they chose or not,
till the coming of the Cocqcigrues.
Ah! don't you wish that some one would go and convert those poor
heathens, and teach them not to frighten their little children into
fits?
"Now, then," said the Powwow man to Tom, "wouldn't you like to be
frightened, my little dear? For I can see plainly that you are a very
wicked, naughty, graceless, reprobate boy."
"You're another," quoth Tom, very sturdily. And when the man ran at him,
and cried "Boo!" Tom ran at him in return, and cried "Boo!" likewise,
right in his face, and set the little dog upon him; and at his legs the
dog went.
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