The Water-Witch; Or, the Skimmer of the Seas: A TaleCooper, James Fenimore
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The Water-Witch; Or, the Skimmer of the Seas: A Tale
Cooper, James Fenimore
Sea stories
“Swept! Brooms and Van Tromp! Thou hast swept the pavilion of my niece
of its mistress, no less than my purse of its johannes. This is
carrying a little innocent barter into a most forbidden commerce, and I
hope the joke is to end, before the affair gets to be sweetening to the
tea of the Province gossips. Such a tale would affect the autumn
importation of sugars!”
“This is more vivid than clear. You have my laces and velvets; my
brocades and satins are already in the hands of the Manhattan dames;
and your furs and johannes are safe where no boarding officer from the
Coquette—”
“Well, there is no need of speaking-trumpets, to tell a man what he
knows already, to his cost! I should expect no less than bankruptcy
from two or three such bargains, and you wish to add loss of character
to loss of gold. Bulk-heads have ears in a ship, as well as walls in
houses. I wish no more said of the trifling traffic that has been
between us. If I lose a thousand florins by the operation, I shall know
how to be resigned. Patience and afflictions! Have I not buried as
full-fed and promising a gelding this morning, as ever paced a
pavement, and has any man heard a complaint from my lips? I know how to
meet losses, I hope; and so no more of an unhicky purchase.”
“Truly, if it be not for trade, there is little in common between the
mariners of the brigantine and Alderman Van Beverout.”
“The greater the necessity thou shouldst end this silly joke, and
restore his niece. I am not sure the affair can be at all settled with
either of these hotheaded young men, though I should even offer to
throw in a few thousands more, by way of make-weight. When female
reputation gets a bad name in the market, ’tis harder to dispose of
than falling stock; and your young lords of manors and commanders of
cruisers have stomachs like usurers; no per centage will satisfy them;
it must be all, or nothing! There was no such foolery in the days of
thy worthy father! The honest trafficker brought his cutter into port,
with as innocent a look as a mill-boat. We had our discourses on the
qualities of his wares, when here was his price, and there was my gold.
Odd or even! It was all a chance which had the best of the bargain. I
was a thriving man in those days, Master Seadrift; but thy spirit seems
the spirit of extortion itself!”
There was momentarily contempt on the lip of the handsome smuggler, but
it disappeared in an expression of evident and painful sadness.
“Thou hast softened my heart, ere now, most liberal burgher,” he
answered, “by these allusions to my parent; and many is the doubloon
that I have paid for his eulogies.”
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