“Preacher Bonnell, he used to have a nigger man a-workin’ fer
him—onliest nigger ever was in these hills, I reckon. We used to have
‘em here along atter the war, but one time, come ‘lection, when they
was a-sellin’ their votes fer two dollars each, the folks paid ‘em off
in counterfeit money. That riled the niggers, an’ they done left.
“Speakin’ of old Preacher Bonnell, Ma’am,” she went on reminiscently,
“he was a odd sort of man. Onct in a while he’d sort of take spells,
like. He didn’t speak to his wife fer nigh about five year, one time.
He used to shoot at a mark, and drink liquor like all the other men
folks. One time he bet eighty-four twists of tobacco, agin a new wagon,
that he could beat Tomp Frame shootin’ at a mark. Tomp, when Preacher
Bonnell wasn’t lookin’, he cut his bullet in two so he couldn’t hit
nothin’. That’s how come him to kill Tomp later, and git finded fifty
dollars. Hit made him so mad he couldn’t talk—he jest played deef an’
dumb fer a long time. One day he set in a game of keerds, an’ luck came
his way, an’ he said right out, afore he thought, ‘High, low, Jack an’
game, by God!’ Ye see, he wasn’t always a preacher. He wasn’t called
ontel he was nigh about fifty year old, I reckon.”
Her auditor turned away her face, so that her own amusement might not
be seen, and the old lady rambled on, chewing at her pipe stem as she
rode.
“Nothin’ nuvver happens in these hills, ye see, Ma’am,” said she. “I
hear tell, Outside, of picturs that moves jest like they was alive. O’
course, that’s a lie. But hain’t it funny how many things folks thinks
up? Now, we nuvver had no sich things as that when I was young. Fact
is, I kain’t say as I ever had but jest two kinds of amuse_ment_. One
was to hear the preacher tell about hell fire—he painted it up like
a lake of red, with yellow around the aidge. Other was a picture a
temper’nce preacher had all done in colors, showin’ how a drunkard’s
stomach looked. Hit was red, too, like hell. I kin recollect even now
about them things—hell fire an’ the drunkard’s stomach. We never
had no other amuse_ments_ but jest them. When Old Man Bonnell got to
a-_de_pictin’ hell fire, and shakin’ folks out over that, time them
folks come forewerge!
“Over yander is whar Old Mammy Pierce lives——“ pointing to a small
cabin by the wayside. “She’s a granny womern—we call ‘em granny
wimmern that he’ps folks when childrens comes, ye know. Her husband
was a sort of doctor, too. He didn’t give nothin’ but _nux vomic_ very
much. He says _nux vomic_ would fotch arything every time. He done
killed ummage of the stomach with _nux vomic_, an’ even tonsils.
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