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After that for three weeks she heard nothing of her London lover,
but she was always thinking of him;--and though she could not
altogether avoid her country lover, she was in his company as little
as possible. One afternoon her grandfather returned from Bungay and
told her that her country lover was coming to see her. "John Crumb
be a coming over by-and-by," said the old man. "See and have a bit o'
supper ready for him."
"John Crumb coming here, grandfather? He's welcome to stay away then,
for me."
"That be dommed." The old man thrust his old hat on to his head and
seated himself in a wooden arm-chair that stood by the kitchen-fire.
Whenever he was angry he put on his hat, and the custom was well
understood by Ruby. "Why not welcome, and he all one as your husband?
Look ye here, Ruby, I'm going to have an eend o' this. John Crumb is
to marry you next month, and the banns is to be said."
"The parson may say what he pleases, grandfather. I can't stop his
saying of 'em. It isn't likely I shall try, neither. But no parson
among 'em all can marry me without I'm willing."
"And why should you no be willing, you contrairy young jade, you?"
"You've been a' drinking, grandfather."
He turned round at her sharp, and threw his old hat at her
head;--nothing to Ruby's consternation, as it was a practice to which
she was well accustomed. She picked it up, and returned it to him
with a cool indifference which was intended to exasperate him. "Look
ye here, Ruby," he said, "out o' this place you go. If you go as John
Crumb's wife you'll go with five hun'erd pound, and we'll have a
dinner here, and a dance, and all Bungay."
"Who cares for all Bungay,--a set of beery chaps as knows nothing
but swilling and smoking;--and John Crumb the main of 'em all? There
never was a chap for beer like John Crumb."
"Never saw him the worse o' liquor in all my life." And the old
farmer, as he gave this grand assurance, rattled his fist down upon
the table.
"It ony just makes him stoopider and stoopider the more he swills.
You can't tell me, grandfather, about John Crumb. I knows him."
"Didn't ye say as how ye'd have him? Didn't ye give him a promise?"
"If I did, I ain't the first girl as has gone back of her word,--and
I shan't be the last."
"You means you won't have him?"
"That's about it, grandfather."
"Then you'll have to have somebody to fend for ye, and that pretty
sharp,--for you won't have me."
"There ain't no difficulty about that, grandfather."
"Very well. He's a coming here to-night, and you may settle it along
wi' him. Out o' this ye shall go. I know of your doings."
"What doings! You don't know of no doings. There ain't no doings. You
don't know nothing ag'in me."
"He's a coming here to-night, and if you can make it up wi' him, well
and good. There's five hun'erd pound, and ye shall have the dinner
and the dance and all Bungay. He ain't a going to be put off no
longer;--he ain't."
"Whoever wanted him to be put on? Let him go his own gait."
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