Capitalists and financiers -- Fiction; Commercial crimes -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Mate selection -- Fiction; Satire
"Because I don't like to miss you, even for a day. But I wasn't well,
and I fancied that the house was stuffy, and Mrs. Pipkin took a
bright idea and proposed to carry me off to Southend. She was dying
to go herself. She declared that Southend was Paradise."
"A cockney Paradise."
"Oh, what a place it is! Do your people really go to Southend and
fancy that that is the sea?"
"I believe they do. I never went to Southend myself,--so that you
know more about it than I do."
"How very English it is,--a little yellow river,--and you call it the
sea! Ah;--you never were at Newport!"
"But I've been at San Francisco."
"Yes; you've been at San Francisco, and heard the seals howling.
Well; that's better than Southend."
"I suppose we do have the sea here in England. It's generally
supposed we're an island."
"Of course;--but things are so small. If you choose to go to the west
of Ireland, I suppose you'd find the Atlantic. But nobody ever does
go there for fear of being murdered." Paul thought of the gentleman
in Oregon, but said nothing;--thought, perhaps, of his own condition,
and remembered that a man might be murdered without going either to
Oregon or the west of Ireland. "But we went to Southend, I, and Mrs.
Pipkin and the baby, and upon my word I enjoyed it. She was so afraid
that the baby would annoy me, and I thought the baby was so much the
best of it. And then we ate shrimps, and she was so humble. You must
acknowledge that with us nobody would be so humble. Of course I paid.
She has got all her children, and nothing but what she can make out
of these lodgings. People are just as poor with us;--and other people
who happen to be a little better off, pay for them. But nobody is
humble to another, as you are here. Of course we like to have money
as well as you do, but it doesn't make so much difference."
"He who wants to receive, all the world over, will make himself as
agreeable as he can to him who can give."
"But Mrs. Pipkin was so humble. However we got back all right
yesterday evening, and then I found that you had been here,--at
last."
"You knew that I had to go to Liverpool."
"I'm not going to scold. Did you get your business done at
Liverpool?"
"Yes;--one generally gets something done, but never anything very
satisfactorily. Of course it's about this railway."
"I should have thought that that was satisfactory. Everybody talks
of it as being the greatest thing ever invented. I wish I was a man
that I might be concerned with a really great thing like that. I hate
little peddling things. I should like to manage the greatest bank
in the world, or to be Captain of the biggest fleet, or to make the
largest railway. It would be better even than being President of a
Republic, because one would have more of one's own way. What is it
that you do in it, Paul?"
"They want me now to go out to Mexico about it," said he slowly.
"Shall you go?" said she, throwing herself forward and asking the
question with manifest anxiety.
"I think not."
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