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Mr. Alf certainly had behaved badly to her; but both Mr. Broune of
the "Breakfast Table," and Mr. Booker of the "Literary Chronicle,"
had been true to her interests. Lady Carbury had, as she promised,
"done" Mr. Booker's "New Tale of a Tub" in the "Breakfast Table."
That is, she had been allowed, as a reward for looking into Mr.
Broune's eyes, and laying her soft hand on Mr. Broune's sleeve,
and suggesting to Mr. Broune that no one understood her so well
as he did, to bedaub Mr. Booker's very thoughtful book in a very
thoughtless fashion,--and to be paid for her work. What had been said
about his work in the "Breakfast Table" had been very distasteful to
poor Mr. Booker. It grieved his inner contemplative intelligence that
such rubbish should be thrown upon him; but in his outside experience
of life he knew that even the rubbish was valuable, and that he
must pay for it in the manner to which he had unfortunately become
accustomed. So Mr. Booker himself wrote the article on the "Criminal
Queens" in the "Literary Chronicle," knowing that what he wrote
would also be rubbish. "Remarkable vivacity." "Power of delineating
character." "Excellent choice of subject." "Considerable intimacy
with the historical details of various periods." "The literary world
would be sure to hear of Lady Carbury again." The composition of the
review, together with the reading of the book, consumed altogether
perhaps an hour of Mr. Booker's time. He made no attempt to cut the
pages, but here and there read those that were open. He had done this
kind of thing so often, that he knew well what he was about. He could
have reviewed such a book when he was three parts asleep. When the
work was done he threw down his pen and uttered a deep sigh. He felt
it to be hard upon him that he should be compelled, by the exigencies
of his position, to descend so low in literature; but it did not
occur to him to reflect that in fact he was not compelled, and that
he was quite at liberty to break stones, or to starve honestly, if no
other honest mode of carrying on his career was open to him. "If I
didn't, somebody else would," he said to himself.
But the review in the "Morning Breakfast Table" was the making of
Lady Carbury's book, as far as it ever was made. Mr. Broune saw the
lady after the receipt of the letter given in the first chapter of
this Tale, and was induced to make valuable promises which had been
fully performed. Two whole columns had been devoted to the work,
and the world had been assured that no more delightful mixture of
amusement and instruction had ever been concocted than Lady Carbury's
"Criminal Queens." It was the very book that had been wanted for
years. It was a work of infinite research and brilliant imagination
combined. There had been no hesitation in the laying on of the paint.
At that last meeting Lady Carbury had been very soft, very handsome,
and very winning; Mr. Broune had given the order with good will, and
it had been obeyed in the same feeling.
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