Adventure stories; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
I pondered on this hard problem for a full minute. Cynthia's gloomy
views were hopelessly right. We were indeed a pair of beggars,
homeless and destitute. But we could not walk about all through that
wretched wet night on the open road. We must find some asylum for our
weariness, if only a cow-hovel as it had been formerly. This night,
however, put us in no mind for that kind of thing. We longed for the
luxuries of a bright fire at which to dry our clothes, a warm supper at
which to defeat the dismal weather, and a snug bed afterwards. But how
could we make sevenpence go so far? Beat my brains as I might, I could
find no solution to this hard problem. Yet we both yearned for these
comforts so keenly, that at last we came to the resolve that we would
obtain them by hook or by crook, if not by fair means, by those more
desperate, and be hanged to the consequences! Accordingly, when we
arrived at the first house in the place, I thrilled Cynthia by boldly
knocking on the door, and thrilled her further by more boldly asking
the title of the principal inn. As it bore the promising name of the
Angel, and was less than half-a-mile along that very road, and was said
to be a remarkably good inn, we were encouraged to push on in search of
it.
"Oh, Jack," says poor Cynthia nervously, "whatever will the
consequences be? It must be quite a public place; the landlord will
certainly ask to see our money before he serves us, such a poor vagrant
pair must we seem in the eyes of everybody; some of those horrid Bow
Street runners may be there too, or possibly my father. And if we take
that for which we are unable to pay, we may get sent to prison, or----"
"Put in the stocks," says I.
Cynthia shuddered, and then laughed a little.
"I don't think," says she, "we shall ever fear that indignity again.
At least we came triumphantly through that ordeal."
"Merely by being bold," says I, "and the exercise of our sense of
mirth. And that is what will be demanded of us in the adventure that
is before us. Let us play our parts as bravely here, and I am
convinced that we shall come out of it just as successfully. Let us be
bold and take our courage in our hands, and I'll answer for it we'll
get a supper, a fire, a bottle, and a bed, and no questions asked. But
only a sufficient hardihood can do it, do you understand? We must not
bear ourselves as a pair of beggars at this inn, but rather as persons
of consideration and great place. You must be daughter to the duke, my
prettiness, and I will be a devil of a peer."
"That is all very fine, Jack," says Cynthia, who on occasion could be
very shrewd, "but how are we to reconcile our lost and destitute state
with our exalted degree?
"A most happy idea," says I, suddenly seized with the same. "I have it
exactly. We must be a pair of travellers who have been set on by a
highwayman, turned out of our carriage, and robbed of all our money and
valuables."
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