Adventure stories; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
And I suppose we might have still remained in ignorance of the identity
of our companion to this hour, for apparently Mr. William Sadler was
too proud to exhibit his claims to notoriety, and the innkeeper was
physically incapable of doing so, had it not been for a whimsical
occurrence that presently befell. Amity had been in a great measure
restored, and we had nearly finished our supper in peace, having at the
same time behaved very creditably by the wine and the victuals, when
the landlord suddenly burst in upon us again with a very agitated face.
"Oh, Mr. William," cries he to our friend, "whatever shall we do? A
sheriff's posse is coming along, and I fear it is you they are seeking
hot-foot. They will be here in a minute, and I do not see that you can
possibly get out in time."
Words of this nature vastly interested us, you may be sure. We noted
that despite the shaken condition of the landlord, Mr. Sadler was
perfectly cool.
"Hold 'em as long as you can in talk," says he, "and I will play 'em my
old trick. But, my dear fellow, let me beg of you to compose yourself
a little. Such a face as you are wearing is enough to betray the
cunningest knight in the country, and I must also crave the indulgence
of my two friends here. I am sure their true sporting instincts, to
say nothing of a professional fellow-feeling, will enable them to give
me any small assistance I may be in need of."
While he was speaking in this singular manner, he was occupying himself
in one no less remarkable. He casually produced a fresh wig from one
of the huge pockets of the riding-coat that hung on the back of a chair
near his elbow, and having shook it out, discarded the modest tie wig
he was wearing in favour of this much grander one, which he placed on
his head with absolute nicety and correctness. Having got as far as
this, the landlord apprehended which line he was going to take. Armed
with that knowledge, the host accordingly moved to the threshold to
greet the sheriff's posse, whilst Mr. Sadler went on with his toilet.
This consisted in attaching a grey beard to his chin, a pair of
moustachios to his upper lip, and a formidable pair of horn spectacles
to his eyes. All of these he produced from the same pocket as the wig.
The consequence was a complete and effectual transformation; and had we
not been witnesses of the process itself, we could not possibly have
identified our companion of the previous moment in this venerable sage.
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