Adventure stories; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
It was remarkable how the fact that I was a justice of the peace as
well as himself affected his demeanour. He developed a sudden
affability towards me, and used a special tone in which to address me.
He discovered such a respect for my opinion, showed so many marks of
his consideration for me, and generally endeavoured to ingratiate
himself into my esteem in a way that allowed it to be clearly
understood that to his mind the office of a magistrate had lifted me at
once out of the ruck of common men. I was one who, like himself, had
been as it were initiated into the Eleusinian mysteries. My look, my
lightest word, was to him of vastly more importance than even the
business he had come upon. Indeed he was quite overjoyed to find
himself in the society of a person who was of his own rank in life, and
one with whom he might converse without imperilling his own uneasy
dignity. It was delightful to observe how my presence unfitted him to
pay the slightest attention to any one other than myself. He could
hardly bring himself to address the innkeeper or his attendants in the
presence of a brother magistrate. And to such an extent was he worked
upon that even the business that had brought him thither paled into
insignificance before so felicitous a meeting.
After a full five minutes had been spent on his affable reception of
me, and he had repeated again and again how pleased and honoured he was
to meet me; and he had asked me how long I had been in the commission,
and had told me how long he had been in it, and how long his father had
been in it before him; with other matters of the first importance, and
all mightily pertinent to the robbery of the royal mail, one of his men
had the temerity to make a suggestion.
"Begging your honour's pardon," says he, politely touching his hat,
"but what does your honour think we had better do, seeing as how the
man don't seem to be here?"
"Do," says the squire, taking him up angrily. "Burn me, was there ever
such insolence? Are you not aware that I am at present engaged with
your betters, and yet you have the damnable impertinence to ask me what
you shall do."
"But the highwayman, if you please, your honour," says the other, who
was rather a stubborn fellow.
"Oh, the highwayman," says the squire. "How dare you intrude a person
of that low character when I am engaged with a brother magistrate? Let
the highwayman go to the devil too."
"In short," says I, reading the squire's disposition, "you can all go
to the devil, the sooner the better. Do you think the meeting of two
gentlemen can be disturbed by such a petty matter? I am about to ask
the honour of the company of my brother justice over a bottle.
Landlord, have the goodness to bring up some more of your excellent
Burgundy, and also do us the service of sending these dirty rascals
about their business. There are no highwaymen here, and if there were,
do you suppose that gentlemen are to be put to inconvenience by them?"
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