Adventure stories; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"Oh," she sobbed, "to think that a man like that should be such a
villain. Oh, I am sure I cannot believe it of him."
"Then why weep for him?" says I. "But what a pity it is that these
villains are so delectable. Even a man like your husband if he gets
his deserts will come to be hanged. Can you tell me, my dear, why it
is that virtue never walks in these radiant colours? Can it be that
you strait-laced madams secretly lean to the wicked?"
Poor Cynthia sobbed louder than ever.
"Oh, I cannot, I will not believe it of such a dear fine gentleman!"
says she.
The next morning found us heavy of heart. In what manner we could meet
the landlord's charges we did not know. Although we were both too
proud to say so, I am sure we should have been greatly thankful could
we have had our share of the highwayman's booty to comfort us. After
all it was a queer kind of scruple that preferred to rob the innkeeper
rather than the squire. For it was plain that he, poor fellow, must go
unpaid. Honesty, I take it, is largely a question of terms; and why we
should hold it to be more venial to rob the one than the other I cannot
tell. We breakfasted over the hard problem of what to do. We had no
other course, we decided, than to persevere in the original fiction of
our misfortunes on the road at the hands of a highwayman, and defer the
settlement of the landlord's account against the time when our affairs
had assumed a more prosperous shape.
As it happened, our misgivings and searchings of conscience were in
vain. The highwayman, who had ridden away in the small hours of the
morning, had insisted unknown to us in giving at least some token of
his gratitude. He had discharged our score and his own in a handsome
manner, the innkeeper said. Perchance it was he held that our host
merited some sort of reward for his behaviour too; and he doubtless
held in the shrewd opinion he had formed of our condition, that it was
little enough he was likely to receive at our hands.
In this fortunate manner we were able to go forth into the world again.
Our hunger and weariness had been amply refreshed and our debts paid.
We did not pause to consider that these happy contingencies had been
brought about by the very means that we had so loftily disdained. It
was the squire's purse after all that had paid our charges. Honesty,
as I have said, is largely a question of terms.
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