Adventure stories; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
However, no sooner did we try to open these valises, than we received a
serious set back. They were both securely locked. Search as we might
among the cushions of the chaise, we could find, as we anticipated,
never a trace of the keys. We were greatly dashed, but still it was an
opportunity for the display of our resources. I got out of the
vehicle, and after much poking about in a ditch at the side of the
road, discovered a heavy stone. Armed with this, I attempted to knock
off the fastenings from Mr. Waring's box. It was a tedious, weary
business, for they were stout indeed, but at last patience, if not
virtue, met with its reward. The lid flew open and disclosed the
precious contents.
Conscious of our ragged, penniless condition, we enjoyed every thrill
that such treasure trove could afford us. To prolong our pleasure we
refrained from all reckless rummaging, but drew forth and duly examined
each article in the order in which it was packed. First came a suit of
clothes, and then silk stockings, shoes, another suit of clothes,
handkerchiefs, a razor, brushes, a cocked hat, and all the details that
go to make up the masculine attire.
But although we delved to the bottom of the box and searched every inch
of it, we could not discover so much as a copper piece in money. This
was a severe disappointment, and we addressed ourselves fearfully to
the opening of the Duke's box, for should that prove barren of it too,
our pass would be indeed a sore one.
It was no easier matter to force this box than it had been the other,
but at last our task was accomplished and the thing stood open before
us. The articles within it bore a striking resemblance to those in the
other, only that they were not so elegant and costly. They began with
a shirt and a white cotton night-cap, and below we came upon a wig and
a dressing-gown, but although our hearts might beat never so wildly it
was in vain that we looked for money. Indeed, the only things that we
might regard as a substitute for it were a few trifling articles of
jewellery, such as a solitaire and a gold pin or two for the Duke's
neckcloth, a pearl button, and a pair of shoes with silver buckles.
"Oh," says I, bitterly, "never again will I be at the trouble of
picking his Grace's baggage if this be the manner of his travelling.
One would have thought that a duke of all people would have gone
equipped handsomely. I expected to find guineas galore; or, allowing
his Grace to be a thrifty soul, and that he preferred to carry them in
his boots or next his heart, I had certainly looked for a profusion of
gold diamond ornaments. Why, curse it all, never one of his toilet
requisites hath so much as a pearl or silver handle. Why, even his
night-cap, which should be studded with precious stones, like the fez
of the Shah of Persia, is but a common affair of white cotton. A Duke
is not alive to the responsibilities of his position who goes about
with these mean accompaniments."
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