Adventure stories; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"Look, look!" says she. "Oh, what shall we do? 'Tis papa's curricle
coming up the hill, and on my life, it is papa within it."
I needed no second exhortation. There was an instant of time in which
we both looked wildly about us, backwards and forwards, only to
discover that it was impossible to get away from our present place
without being caught in the act of doing so. A hedge was at our back,
another was on the opposite side of the way, and in front stretched the
long level surface of the road. Yet there was just one chance of our
passing unnoticed, though heaven knows a precarious and remote one!
There was a slight declivity running under the hedge at our backs. It
was a kind of dry ditch, but the bed of it was so shallow that it could
hardly be dignified by the name of ditch at all. I commanded Cynthia
to lie perfectly flat in this, face downwards, and to squeeze herself
as far into the earth as she could get, whilst I did the same, though
in regard to the last particular I fear my precept was higher than my
resolution. Meantime the chaise came grinding and grunting up the
hill, at the same smart pace, while we lay in our ridiculously
inadequate hiding-place, perfectly convinced in our own minds that we
must be discovered. What an agony of suspense we lay in, stretched
full length, Cynthia's head pressed firmly against my heel, and our
noses nestling in the dry earth! We durst hardly breathe as the
carriage came nearer and nearer.
How it was its occupants failed to see us I cannot understand, for we
could have been scarcely shielded at all from their observation. But
sure enough the curricle went past us, and as it did so we could even
detect the familiar voices issuing out of it, above the noise of the
horses and the vehicle. One belonged to my lord the Duke, Mrs.
Cynthia's papa, a terribly irascible loud-toned voice to be sure;
whilst the other, smooth, polished and elegant, was that of Mr.
Humphrey Waring.
When at last they had fairly passed us by at a deuce of a rattle, we
were able to sit up from our tight positions and show our noses again.
We gazed at one another solemnly, and then broke into a peal of
laughter apiece.
"Phew!" says I, "it was as bad a two minutes as ever I've had. I
thought papa sounded very angry too."
"Poor papa!" says Cynthia, with a very odd mingling of sorrow and mirth
in her face. "I wouldn't have given much for you, sir, had he spied
us; and for that matter I would have given even less for myself."
"I suppose he is in full pursuit of us?" says I.
"There cannot be a doubt of it," says his daughter. "And if I know
anything of his Grace, he'll hardly sleep in his bed again until he
hath tracked us down. He's a terrible implacable man when he's
aroused. He'll be hunting us night and day, and he'll spend his last
penny sooner than he'll be baulked by us, now that he hath seen fit to
start on this business."
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