Adventure stories; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
The solemn justice was somewhat shocked at this piece of levity. He
frowned at his companion, and coughed to cover his annoyance. The man
who had spoken to this disconcerting tenor appeared rather a singular
fellow. It was difficult to say who or what he might be. Of a rather
massive frame, he had a countenance that recommended him to the
curious. His features were large and bold, with an aquiline nose, a
devil of a chin, and a short upper lip. His face shone with wassail
and intemperate excess; there was a deal of sensuality in it, and more
than a suggestion of coarseness, but it was for none of these things
that it was remarkable. There was something besides that was baffling
and indescribable to a degree, that drew one's attention to it again
and again. It was a face of marvellous humorous animation, with the
mockery of a devil and the candour of a saint. It was as prodigal of
wit as it was of appetite; of majesty and mischief; of impudence and
nobility. It was the face of a poet and a sot. Here, apparently, was
a great heart, a humane spirit overlaid with flesh and infirmities. I
think I was never so arrested by a countenance before, and certainly
never more puzzled by one.
"Why do you propose to hang these gentlemen, Tommie?" says this
whimsical fellow, with a mockery in his eyes and a curl of the lip that
made the justice more uncomfortable than ever. "Have they picked a few
hazel-twigs off your honour's footpaths?"
"Oh lord, Harry, I pray you be a little serious," says the justice.
"These are gypsies and sheep-stealers; villains and rascals all."
"They are beyond our prayers then," says Harry. "The law must take its
course. Even if it could overlook the rape of the mutton, it could
never condone the colour of their hair. _Lex citius tolerare vult
privatum damnum quam publicum malum_. There you are as pat and
pragmatical as Marcus Tullius Cicero. I tell you, Tommie, the world
lost a great lawyer when I became a hackney writer."
While this was going forward I had collected a few of my wits and had
determined on the course to pursue. Unless by hook or by crook I could
seize these precious moments prior to our committal to prison in which
to put myself right or regain my freedom, all chance would be gone.
Jack Tiverton was as dear to the law as a sheep-stealing gypsy, and
once before a judge I must prove myself to be the one before I could
prove I was not the other. Therefore I boldly seized the occasion.
"I beg your worship's pardon," says I, humbly; "but surely you will not
commit a man without evidence? And there is not a tittle of evidence
against me. I am neither a gypsy nor a sheep-stealer."
I was several times interrupted in the course of this little address by
one of our custodians, who continued to pluck at my sleeve, and
enjoined me in audible whispers to hold my impertinent tongue. The
justice was astounded by my audacity in daring to address him, and grew
as red and pompous as a turkey-cock.
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