Adventure stories; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
The excess of chivalry with which this was uttered did something to
compose poor Cynthia; though why such flummery should have imposed upon
her I cannot tell. Even a parcel of lies, if it is made up into the
semblance of a delicate attention, can do a great work with that sex,
apparently. Anyhow, Cynthia sufficiently overcame her trepidation to
find the courage to ask:
"Are you Sir Thomas Wheatley, sir?"
"You can call me that, madam," says Mr. Fielding.
"Then do you know anything of my--my husband?" says Cynthia.
"Your husband, madam," says he. "I did not know that you had a
husband. Since when have you had a husband, madam?"
At this point Cynthia blushed divinely. All her proverbial pertness
was fled. The situation was too great for the foibles she had
acquired. She stood forth in her strange predicament just a simple
rustic maid, who longed to express her misery in tears, but was too
proud to do so. Thus, with an ingenuousness that I had never observed
in her before, she faltered:
"Since--since this morning, sir."
"Since this morning, madam," says Fielding, "and you have lost him
already. Is it credible? He did not leave you at the church door, I
hope."
"He did not leave me at all, sir," says Cynthia.
"Then if he did not leave you at all, madam, why is he not with you
now?" says Mr. Fielding.
Little by little, with numberless hesitations and small attempts at
concealment on her part, and many sly quips and verbal quibbles on his
own, the roguish fellow drew out of her a fair account of the state of
the case. Cynthia's anxiety to conceal her husband's name and how he
came to be placed in such an unhappy pass, afforded Mr. Fielding a
great deal of pleasure. He was continually springing awkward questions
upon her with a wonderful appearance of judicial innocence; and to
observe the unfortunate chit wriggle and contort herself out of many an
awkward corner was as good as a play. It was a cruel sport, perhaps,
and I half thought it so at the time; but I am sure Fielding did not
hold it to be such, for I do not think it was in him wittingly to give
pain to anyone. This whimsical by-play was really directed against me,
for when he had got her into a more than usually tight corner he would
look at me, as I frowned at him from my hiding-place, with a face that
dared me to intervene.
"I am afraid, madam," says Fielding, "you are not dealing with me quite
fairly. I must really assure you that this repeated and noticeable
concealment--I can use no less explicit term--of your husband's name is
most embarrassing. With the best will in the world to serve your
interests, and to aid you to the extent of my poor ability, how can I
give you any information about your husband if you will not take me far
enough into your confidence to vouchsafe me his name? Even though I am
a justice of the peace, I do not pretend to any supernatural knowledge.
I am no mystery-reader, nor a worker of miracles."
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