While all these secret engines were at work in the streets of Biberry,
the external machinery of justice was set in motion with the usual
forms. Naked, but business-like, the blind goddess was invoked with what
is termed “republican simplicity,” one of the great principles of which,
in some men’s estimation, is to get the maximum of work at the minimum
of cost. We are no advocates for the senseless parade and ruthless
expenditure—ruthless, because extracted from the means of the poor—with
which the governments of the old world have invested their dignity; and
we believe that the reason of men may be confided in, in managing these
matters, to a certain extent; though not to the extent that it would
seem to be the fashion of the American theories, to be desirable. Wigs
of all kinds, even when there is a deficiency of hair, we hold in utter
detestation; and we shall maintain that no more absurd scheme of
clothing the human countenance with terror was ever devised, than to
clothe it with flax. Nevertheless, as comfort, decency and taste unite
in recommending clothing of some sort or other, we do not see why the
judicial functionary should not have his appropriate attire as well as
the soldier, the sailor, or the priest. It does not necessarily follow
that extravagances are to be imitated if we submit to this practice;
though we incline to the opinion that a great deal of the nakedness of
“republican simplicity,” which has got to be a sort of political idol in
the land, has its origin in a spirit that denounces the past as a
species of moral sacrifice to the present time.
Let all this be as it may, it is quite certain that “republican
simplicity”—the slang lever by means of which the artful move the
government—has left the administration of justice among us, so far as
externals are concerned, as naked as may be. Indeed, so much have the
judges become exposed to sinister influences, by means of the intimacies
with which they are invested by means of “republican simplicity,” that
it has been found expedient to make a special provision against undue
modes of approaching their ears, all of which would have been far more
efficiently secured by doubling their salaries, making a respectable
provision for old age in the way of pensions, and surrounding them with
such forms as would keep the evil-disposed at a reasonable distance.
Neither Timms nor “saucy Williams,” however, reasoned in this fashion.
They were, in a high degree, practical men, and saw things as they are;
not as they ought to be. Little was either troubled with theories,
regrets, or principles. It was enough for each that he was familiar with
the workings of the system under which he lived; and which he knew how
to pervert in a way the most likely to effect his own purposes.
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