Mrs. Horton was an American landlady, in the strictest sense of the
word. This implies many features distinct from her European counterpart;
some of which tell greatly in her favour, and others not so much so.
Decency of exterior, and a feminine deportment, are so characteristic of
the sex in this country, that they need scarcely be adverted to. There
were no sly jokes, no _doubles entendres_ with Mrs. Horton; who
maintained too grave a countenance to admit of such liberties. Then, she
was entirely free from the little expedients of a desire to gain that
are naturally enough adopted in older communities, where the pressure of
numbers drives the poor to their wits’-end, in order to live. American
abundance had generated American liberality in Mrs. Horton; and if one
of her guests asked for bread, she would give him the loaf. She was,
moreover, what the country round termed “accommodating;” meaning that
she was obliging and good-natured. Her faults were a fierce love of
gossip, concealed under a veil of great indifference and modesty, a
prying curiosity, and a determination to know everything, touching
everybody, who ever came under her roof. This last propensity had got
her into difficulties, several injurious reports having been traced to
her tongue, which was indebted to her imagination for fully one-half of
what she had circulated. It is scarcely necessary to add, that, among
the right set, Mrs. Horton was a great talker. As Dunscomb was a
favourite, he was not likely to escape on the present occasion; the room
being clear of all the guests but those of his own party.
“I am glad to get a little quiet talk with you, ’Squire Dunscomb,” the
landlady commenced; “for a body can depend on what is heard from such
authority. Do they mean to hang Mary Monson?”
“It is rather premature to ask that question, Mrs. Horton. The jury is
empannelled, and there we stand at present.”
“Is it a good jury?—Some of our Duke’s county juries are none too good,
they tell me.”
“The whole institution is a miserable contrivance for the administration
of justice. Could a higher class of citizens compose the juries, the
system might still do, with a few improvements.”
“Why not elect them?” demanded the landlady, who was _ex officio_, a
politician, much as women are usually politicians in this country. In
other words, she _felt_ her opinions, without knowing their reasons.
“God forbid, my good Mrs. Horton—we have elective judges; that will do
for the present. Too much of a good thing is as injurious as the
positively bad. I prefer the present mode of drawing lots.”
“Have you got a Quaker in the box?—If you have, you are safe enough.”
“I doubt if the District Attorney would suffer that; although he appears
to be kind and considerate. The man who goes into that box must be
prepared to hang if necessary.”
“For my part, I wish all hanging was done away with. I can see no good
that hanging can do a man.”
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