Perhaps there was not a single member of the profession present that
night in the two little parlours of Mrs. Horton, who recognized the
latter of these rules; or who did not, at need, practise on the former.
As has been already said, these were the rowdies of the Duke’s county
bar. They chewed, smoked, drank, and played, each and all coarsely. To
things that were innocent in themselves they gave the aspect of guilt by
their own manners. The doors were kept locked; even amid their coarsest
jokes, their ribaldry, their oaths that were often revolting and
painfully frequent, there was an uneasy watchfulness, as if they feared
detection. There was nothing frank and manly in the deportment of these
men. Chicanery, management, double-dealing, mixed up with the
outbreakings of a coarse standard of manners, were visible in all they
said or did, except, perhaps, at those moments when hypocrisy was paying
its homage to virtue. This hypocrisy, however, had little, or at most a
very indirect connection with anything religious. The offensive
offshoots of the exaggerations that were so abounding among us half a
century since, are giving place to hypocrisy of another school. The
homage that was then paid to principles, however erroneous and
forbidding, is now paid to the ballot-boxes. There was scarcely an
individual around those card-tables, at which the play was so obviously
for the stakes as to render the whole scene revolting, who would not
have shrunk from having his amusements known. It would seem as if
conscience consulted taste. Everything was coarse and offensive; the
attitudes, oaths, conversation, liquors, and even the manner of drinking
them. Apart from the dialogue, little was absolutely done that might not
have been made to lose most of its repulsiveness, by adopting a higher
school of manners; but of this these scions of a noble stock knew no
more than they did of the parent stem.
It is scarcely necessary to say that both Williams and Timms were of
this party. The relaxation was, in fact, in conformity with their tastes
and practices; and each of these excrescences of a rich and beneficent
soil counted on the meetings in Mrs. Horton’s private rooms, as the more
refined seek pleasure in the exercise of their tastes and habits.
“I say, Timms,” bawled out an attorney of the name of Crooks—“You play’d
a trump, sir—all right—go ahead—first rate—good play, that—ours dead. I
say, Timms, you’re going to save Mary Monson’s neck. When I came here, I
thought she was a case; but the prosecution is making out miserably.”
“What do you say to that, Williams?” put in Crooks’s partner, who was
smoking, playing, and drinking, with occasional ‘asides’ of swearing,
all, as might be, at the same time. “I trump that, sir, by your
leave—what do you say to that, Williams?”
“I say that this is not the court; and trying such a cause once ought to
satisfy a reasonable man.”
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