“Well, now, my gentle gazelle, listen unto me,” continued Lacey. He suddenly leaned forward, and spoke in subdued but rapid tones. “Say, Mahommed, once upon a time there was an American man, with a shock of red hair, and a nature like a spring-lock. He went down to Mexico, with a million or two of his own money got honestly by an undisputed will from an undisputed father--you don’t understand that, but it doesn’t matter--and with a few millions of other people’s money, for to gamble in mines and railways and banks and steamship companies--all to do with Mexico what the Saadat has tried to do in Egypt with less money; but not for the love of Allah, same as him. This American was going to conquer like Cortez, but his name was Thomas Tilman Lacey, and he had a lot of gall. After years of earnest effort, he lost his hair and the millions of the Infatuated Conquistadores. And by-and-by he came to Cairo with a thimbleful of income, and began to live again. There was a civil war going on in his own country, but he thought that one out of forty millions would not be strictly missed. So he stayed in Egypt; and the tale of his days in Egypt, is it not written with a neboot of domwood in the book of Mahommed Hassan the scribe?” He paused and beamed upon the watchful Mahommed, who, if he did not understand all that had been said, was in no difficulty as to the drift and meaning of the story. “Aiwa, effendi,” he urged impatiently. “It is a long ride to the Etl Tree, and the day is far spent.” “Inshallah, you shall hear, my turtle-dove! One day there came to Cairo, in great haste, a man from Mexico, looking for the foolish one called T. T. Lacey, bearing glad news. And the man from Mexico blew his trumpet, and straightway T. T. Lacey fell down dismayed. The trumpet said that a million once lost in Mexico was returned, with a small flock of other millions; for a mine, in which it was sunk, had burst forth with a stony stream of silver. And behold! Thomas Tilman Lacey, the despised waster of his patrimony and of other people’s treasure, is now, O son of the fig-flower, richer than Kaid Pasha and all his eunuchs.” Suddenly Mahommed Hassan leaned forward, then backward, and, after the fashion of desert folk, gave a shrill, sweet ululation that seemed to fill the palace. “Say, that’s A1,” Lacey said, when Mahommed’s voice sank to a whisper of wild harmony. “Yes, you can lick my boots, my noble sheikh of Manfaloot,” he added, as Mahommed caught his feet and bent his head upon them. “I wanted to do something like that myself. Kiss ‘em, honey; it’ll do you good.” After a moment, Mahommed drew back and squatted before him in an attitude of peace and satisfaction. “The Saadat--you will help him? You will give him money?”