Remembering Angelo's curious dealings with regard to his famous work
of art, I thought to see him betray some little confusion when it
was mentioned by the Baronet. He manifested no such embarrassment,
however, but gravely bowed his acknowledgments; and Sir Hugh led the
way from the breakfast-table. The artist and curate each offered an arm
to escort Florrie. Preference was given to Art, and Ecclesiasticism
retired confounded.
"I shall put myself under your guidance," said Florrie, taking Angelo's
arm. "You must be my cicerone, and point out the beauties of the
picture for me. I haven't seen it yet, you know."
"The beauties? You do me too much honour. Say the defects, rather."
"Very well, the defects, then," said the irrepressible Florrie. "I
daresay that sounds uncomplimentary, but it isn't meant to be so. I'm
no connoisseur, and what you artists consider defects I may consider
beauties, and what you know to be beauties I may think defects. I
never go into an art-gallery and become enraptured with some sweet
interesting painting without being told by some frowning critic that it
is a very mediocre performance, worth nothing at all. But if I come to
some ugly daub, whose perspective is all at fault and whose figures are
so comically drawn that I feel tempted to laugh, I am told that I must
reverence and adore because it is a Cimabue or a Fra Angelico. I am
deficient in taste, I suppose. What is the title of your picture, Mr.
Vasari?"
"I have entitled it 'The Fall of Cæsar,'" replied the artist, a little
confounded, I thought, at the idea that there should be any one in
existence ignorant of the title of his famous work.
"'The Fall of Cæsar?' Oh, how interesting. What did he fall from?" she
asked with an assumed ignorance. She uttered this rather loudly; and
then, dropping her voice, she whispered in Daphne's ear: "Now hear
Mr. Fontalwater give us a lecture. He's sure to. Mad on history. Read
nothing else from his cradle upwards."
And sure enough the Reverend Cyprian, on hearing her question, at once
proceeded to satisfy her curiosity.
"Caius Julius Cæsar, Miss Wyville, was stabbed by conspirators in the
Senate House at Rome, and fell at the base of Pompey's statue covered
with twenty-three wounds. According to Plutarch the conspirators were
Marcus Brutus, Metellus Cimber, Cassius, Casca----"
"My goodness, Mr. Fontalwater, what a memory you have!" cried Florrie,
cutting him short with a look of mock admiration. "You surely don't
expect me to remember all those names? You are worse than my old
governess. Have you introduced all those classical fogies into your
picture, Mr. Vasari?"
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