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Marcia had been secretly disappointed that afternoon by the non-arrival
of one guest whom she had half expected—and Eleanor Royston had been
frankly so.
‘Mr. Copley,’ Eleanor had inquired of her host, as he offered her a cup
of tea, ‘where’s that friend of yours, Mr. Laurence Sybert?’
‘Quelling rioters, I presume. It’s more in his line just now than
attending balls.’
‘As if anything could be more in a diplomat’s line than attending
balls! With all the other diplomats here and off their guard, it’s just
the time to learn state secrets. And he’s the most interesting man in
Rome,’ she complained. ‘I wanted to add him to my collection.’
‘Your collection?’ Mr. Copley’s startled expression approached a stare.
‘Of interesting men,’ she explained. ‘Oh, don’t be alarmed; I don’t
scalp them. The collection is purely mental—it’s small enough, so far,
to be carried in my head. It’s merely that I am a student of human
nature and am constantly on the alert for fresh specimens. Your Mr.
Sybert is puzzling; I don’t know just how to classify him.’
‘Ah, I see! It is merely a scientific interest you take in him.’ Mr.
Copley’s tone was one of relief. ‘If I can be of any assistance with
the label—I am sure that he would feel honoured to grace your
collection.’
‘I am not so sure,’ said Marcia. ‘Wait till you hear the others, Uncle
Howard! A Kansas politician who wants to be a poet, an engineer on the
Claytons’ yacht, a Russian prince who talks seven languages and can’t
express his thoughts in any, and—who were the others, Eleanor? Oh,
yes! the blacksmith who married the maid and beats her.’
‘You don’t do them justice,’ Eleanor remonstrated, ‘Those are merely
their accidental, extrinsic qualities. That which makes them
interesting is something intrinsic.’
Mr. Copley shot her an amused glance, and drawing up a chair, sat down
beside her, prepared to argue it out.
‘The list has possibilities, Miss Royston,’ he assured her, ‘though of
course one can’t judge without knowing the gentlemen personally. With
which one, may I ask, are you going to classify Mr. Sybert?’
‘Oh, in a separate pigeonhole by himself. That is just what makes my
collection interesting.’ It was evidently a subject that she discussed
with some relish. ‘Most men, you know—you look them over and
immediately assign them to a group with a lot of others; but once in a
while you come across a man who goes entirely by himself—is what the
French call an _original_—and he is worth studying.’
Mr. Copley took out a cigarette and regarded it speculatively. ‘I see,’
he said. ‘The best study of mankind is man—and so you think Sybert a
specimen who deserves a pigeonhole by himself?’
‘Yes, I think he does, though I haven’t quite decided on the hole yet.
That’s why it worries me that he didn’t come to the party. One hates to
leave these little matters unsolved.’
‘I am sincerely sorry for you to have lost the opportunity. I must tell
him your opinion.’
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