The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling IdyllWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling Idyll
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Cycling -- Fiction; England -- Social conditions -- 19th century -- Fiction
Another interval. “Hundreds of men,” she said, “have come from the very
lowest ranks of life. There was Burns, a ploughman; and Hugh Miller, a
stonemason; and plenty of others. Dodsley was a footman—”
“But drapers! We’re too sort of shabby genteel to rise. Our coats and
cuffs might get crumpled—”
“Wasn’t there a Clarke who wrote theology? He was a draper.”
“There was one started a sewing cotton, the only one I ever heard tell
of.”
“Have you ever read ’Hearts Insurgent’?”
“Never,” said Mr. Hoopdriver. He did not wait for her context, but
suddenly broke out with an account of his literary requirements. “The
fact is—I’ve read precious little. One don’t get much of a chance,
situated as I am. We have a library at business, and I’ve gone through
that. Most Besant I’ve read, and a lot of Mrs. Braddon’s and Rider
Haggard and Marie Corelli—and, well—a Ouida or so. They’re good
stories, of course, and first-class writers, but they didn’t seem to
have much to do with me. But there’s heaps of books one hears talked
about, I _haven’t_ read.”
“Don’t you read any other books but novels?”
“Scarcely ever. One gets tired after business, and you can’t get the
books. I have been to some extension lectures, of course, ‘Lizabethan
Dramatists,’ it was, but it seemed a little high-flown, you know. And I
went and did wood-carving at the same place. But it didn’t seem leading
nowhere, and I cut my thumb and chucked it.”
He made a depressing spectacle, with his face anxious and his hands
limp. “It makes me _sick_,” he said, “to think how I’ve been fooled
with. My old schoolmaster ought to have a juiced _hiding_. He’s a
thief. He pretended to undertake to make a man of me, and he’s stole
twenty-three years of my life, filled me up with scraps and sweepings.
Here I am! I don’t _know_ anything, and I can’t _do_ anything, and all
the learning time is over.”
“Is it?” she said; but he did not seem to hear her. “My o’ people
didn’t know any better, and went and paid thirty pounds premium—thirty
pounds down to have me made _this_. The G.V. promised to teach me the
trade, and he never taught me anything but to be a Hand. It’s the way
they do with draper’s apprentices. If every swindler was locked
up—well, you’d have nowhere to buy tape and cotton. It’s all very well
to bring up Burns and those chaps, but I’m not that make. Yet I’m not
such muck that I might not have been better—with teaching. I wonder
what the chaps who sneer and laugh at such as me would be if they’d
been fooled about as I’ve been. At twenty-three—it’s a long start.”
He looked up with a wintry smile, a sadder and wiser Hoopdriver indeed
than him of the glorious imaginings. “It’s _you_ done this,” he said.
“You’re real. And it sets me thinking what I really am, and what I
might have been. Suppose it was all different—”
“_Make_ it different.”
“How?”
“_Work_. Stop playing at life. Face it like a man.”
“Ah!” said Hoopdriver, glancing at her out of the corners of his eyes.
“And even then—”
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