The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling IdyllWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling Idyll
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Cycling -- Fiction; England -- Social conditions -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Let me pass,” said Miss Mergle, in towering indignation. “How dare you
resist my passage?” and so swept by him and into the dining-room,
wherein Jessie had sought refuge.
As Mr. Hoopdriver struggled for equilibrium with the umbrella-stand,
Dangle and Phipps, roused from their inertia by Miss Mergle’s activity,
came in upon her heels, Phipps leading. “How dare you prevent that lady
passing?” said Phipps.
Mr. Hoopdriver looked obstinate, and, to Dangle’s sense, dangerous, but
he made no answer. A waiter in full bloom appeared at the end of the
passage, guardant. “It is men of your stamp, sir,” said Phipps, “who
discredit manhood.”
Mr. Hoopdriver thrust his hands into his pockets. “Who the juice are
you?” shouted Mr. Hoopdriver, fiercely.
“Who are _you_, sir?” retorted Phipps. “Who are you? That’s the
question. What are _you_, and what are you doing, wandering at large
with a young lady under age?”
“Don’t speak to him,” said Dangle.
“I’m not a-going to tell all my secrets to any one who comes at me,”
said Hoopdriver. “Not Likely.” And added fiercely, “And that I tell
you, sir.”
He and Phipps stood, legs apart and both looking exceedingly fierce at
one another, and Heaven alone knows what might not have happened, if
the long clergyman had not appeared in the doorway, heated but
deliberate. “Petticoated anachronism,” said the long clergyman in the
doorway, apparently still suffering from the antiquated prejudice that
demanded a third wheel and a black coat from a clerical rider. He
looked at Phipps and Hoopdriver for a moment, then extending his hand
towards the latter, he waved it up and down three times, saying,
“Tchak, tchak, tchak,” very deliberately as he did so. Then with a
concluding “Ugh!” and a gesture of repugnance he passed on into the
dining-room from which the voice of Miss Mergle was distinctly audible
remarking that the weather was extremely hot even for the time of year.
This expression of extreme disapprobation had a very demoralizing
effect upon Hoopdriver, a demoralization that was immediately completed
by the advent of the massive Widgery.
“Is this the man?” said Widgery very grimly, and producing a special
voice for the occasion from somewhere deep in his neck.
“Don’t hurt him!” said Mrs. Milton, with clasped hands. “However much
wrong he has done her—No violence!”
“’Ow many more of you?” said Hoopdriver, at bay before the umbrella
stand. “Where is she? What has he done with her?” said Mrs. Milton.
“I’m not going to stand here and be insulted by a lot of strangers,”
said Mr. Hoopdriver. “So you needn’t think it.”
“Please don’t worry, Mr. Hoopdriver,” said Jessie, suddenly appearing
in the door of the dining-room. “I’m here, mother.” Her face was white.
Mrs. Milton said something about her child, and made an emotional
charge at Jessie. The embrace vanished into the dining-room. Widgery
moved as if to follow, and hesitated. “You’d better make yourself
scarce,” he said to Mr. Hoopdriver.
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