The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling IdyllWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling Idyll
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Cycling -- Fiction; England -- Social conditions -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Eigh?” said Mr. Hoopdriver, feigning a certain stupidity. There was a
brief discussion. Secretly he was delighted at her insistence in
paying. She carried her point. Their talk came round to their immediate
plans for the day. They decided to ride easily, through Havant, and
stop, perhaps, at Fareham or Southampton. For the previous day had
tried them both. Holding the map extended on his knee, Mr. Hoopdriver’s
eye fell by chance on the bicycle at his feet. “That bicycle,” he
remarked, quite irrelevantly, “wouldn’t look the same machine if I got
a big, double Elarum instead of that little bell.”
“Why?”
“Jest a thought.” A pause.
“Very well, then,—Havant and lunch,” said Jessie, rising.
“I wish, somehow, we could have managed it without stealing that
machine,” said Hoopdriver. “Because it IS stealing it, you know, come
to think of it.”
“Nonsense. If Mr. Bechamel troubles you—I will tell the whole world—if
need be.”
“I believe you would,” said Mr. Hoopdriver, admiring her. “You’re
plucky enough—goodness knows.”
Discovering suddenly that she was standing, he, too, rose and picked up
her machine. She took it and wheeled it into the road. Then he took his
own. He paused, regarding it. “I say!” said he. “How’d this bike look,
now, if it was enamelled grey?” She looked over her shoulder at his
grave face. “Why try and hide it in that way?”
“It was jest a passing thought,” said Mr. Hoopdriver, airily. “Didn’t
_mean_ anything, you know.”
As they were riding on to Havant it occurred to Mr. Hoopdriver in a
transitory manner that the interview had been quite other than his
expectation. But that was the way with everything in Mr. Hoopdriver’s
experience. And though his Wisdom looked grave within him, and Caution
was chinking coins, and an ancient prejudice in favour of Property
shook her head, something else was there too, shouting in his mind to
drown all these saner considerations, the intoxicating thought of
riding beside Her all to-day, all to-morrow, perhaps for other days
after that. Of talking to her familiarly, being brother of all her
slender strength and freshness, of having a golden, real, and wonderful
time beyond all his imaginings. His old familiar fancyings gave place
to anticipations as impalpable and fluctuating and beautiful as the
sunset of a summer day.
At Havant he took an opportunity to purchase, at a small hairdresser’s
in the main street, a toothbrush, a pair of nail scissors, and a little
bottle of stuff to darken the moustache, an article the shopman
introduced to his attention, recommended highly, and sold in the
excitement of the occasion.
XXIX.
THE UNEXPECTED ANECDOTE OF THE LION
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