The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling IdyllWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling Idyll
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Cycling -- Fiction; England -- Social conditions -- 19th century -- Fiction
He caught a blow on the arm and gave ground. Charles pressed him. Then
he hit with his right and with the violence of despair. It was a hit of
his own devising,—an impromptu,—but it chanced to coincide with the
regulation hook hit at the head. He perceived with a leap of exultation
that the thing his fist had met was the jawbone of Charles. It was the
sole gleam of pleasure he experienced during the fight, and it was
quite momentary. He had hardly got home upon Charles before he was
struck in the chest and whirled backward. He had the greatest
difficulty in keeping his feet. He felt that his heart was smashed
flat. “Gord darm!” said somebody, dancing toe in hand somewhere behind
him. As Mr. Hoopdriver staggered, Charles gave a loud and
fear-compelling cry. He seemed to tower over Hoopdriver in the
moonlight. Both his fists were whirling. It was annihilation coming—no
less. Mr. Hoopdriver ducked perhaps and certainly gave ground to the
right, hit, and missed. Charles swept round to the left, missing
generously. A blow glanced over Mr. Hoopdriver’s left ear, and the
flanking movement was completed. Another blow behind the ear. Heaven
and earth spun furiously round Mr. Hoopdriver, and then he became aware
of a figure in a light suit shooting violently through an open gate
into the night. The man in gaiters sprang forward past Mr. Hoopdriver,
but too late to intercept the fugitive. There were shouts, laughter,
and Mr. Hoopdriver, still solemnly squaring, realized the great and
wonderful truth—Charles had fled. He, Hoopdriver, had fought and, by
all the rules of war, had won.
“That was a pretty cut under the jaw you gave him,” the toothless
little man with the beard was remarking in an unexpectedly friendly
manner.
“The fact of it is,” said Mr. Hoopdriver, sitting beside the road to
Salisbury, and with the sound of distant church bells in his ears, “I
had to give the fellow a lesson; simply had to.”
“It seems so dreadful that you should have to knock people about,” said
Jessie.
“These louts get unbearable,” said Mr. Hoopdriver. “If now and then we
didn’t give them a lesson,—well, a lady cyclist in the roads would be
an impossibility.”
“I suppose every woman shrinks from violence,” said Jessie. “I suppose
men _are_ braver—in a way—than women. It seems to me—I can’t
imagine—how one could bring oneself to face a roomful of rough
characters, pick out the bravest, and give him an exemplary thrashing.
I quail at the idea. I thought only Ouida’s guardsmen did things like
that.”
“It was nothing more than my juty—as a gentleman,” said Mr. Hoopdriver.
“But to walk straight into the face of danger!”
“It’s habit,” said Mr. Hoopdriver, quite modestly, flicking off a
particle of cigarette ash that had settled on his knee.
XXXIII.
THE ABASEMENT OF MR. HOOPDRIVER
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