"I may be, or I may not be," answered Mr. Norseman. "I'm here to do
my duty to the best of my power, and, in a word, I shan't retire."
"I don't hold with play-acting either," declared Daniel suddenly.
"Ban't sure that I do, on second thoughts," added Mr. Huggins.
"Anyway, I want to say that if any other member would like to be
Moses----"
"That's all settled and passed, and you can't withdraw, Valentine,"
replied Mr. Churchward. "Go on, Nat."
"What is play-acting and what isn't?" asked Mr. Pearn. "We'd better
settle that once for all. I say 'tisn't play-acting if no speeches
are made."
"If it has been carried that Mr. Huggins is to be dressed up as
Moses, I'm afraid I must vote against it," said Daniel. "I'm very
sorry to do anything contrary to the general wish, but I couldn't
support that. In my view 'tis playing the fool with a holy
character."
"Don't be so narrow-minded," said Mr. Taverner.
"You must be narrow-minded if you want to keep in the narrow way,"
declared Norseman. "The man's right, though I haven't seen him in
church for three months."
"If we're going back on what we passed last time--'tis idle for you
to read any more, postmaster," said Mr. Churchward. "I may remind
the committee that Mr. Norseman himself had no objection to Moses
before."
"More shame to me," answered the churchwarden frankly. "I was weak,
as them in a minority too often find themselves; but now, with this
man beside me, I'm strong, and I stand out against Moses tooth and
nail."
"Let's drop Moses, souls!" said Mr. Huggins. "We can walk very well
without him, and we don't want to offend church or chapel, I'm sure.
'Twould be a bad come-along-of-it if we had vicar and the quality
against us. If I can give him up, I'm sure all you men ought to."
Jarratt Weekes had been turning over the pages of Mr. Spry's report
while the rest talked. Now he suddenly rose to his feet and shouted
loudly:
"Look here, Spry--what's this you've got here? Like your
insolence--making me look a fool in the eyes of the committee! This
stuff shan't be read--not officially. You've put words here that I
spoke in heat. Not that they wasn't perfectly reasonable ones--all
the same, they shouldn't be recorded. I'm not going to be written
down, in cold blood, as using swear words. 'Tisn't fair to anybody's
character. Here it is, neighbours, and I ask you if 'tis right--page
twenty-one--"
He read as follows:--
"'The chairman then quoted the Latin language, which annoyed Mr.
Jarratt Weekes, who thereupon asked him, why the hell he couldn't
talk English."
"You oughtn't to have put that down, Nathaniel," said Mr. Churchward
reproachfully. "It would far better have become you to leave that
out. If I could forgive it--which I did do--surely----"
"There it is for anybody to see," continued Weekes; "and I propose we
burn his silly minutes, for they'm nothing but a tissue of twaddle
and impertinence and----"
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