"She is a fine woman," answered Mr. Weekes, "--fine enough for
anything; but fine weather's no good if you'm bedridden, and a fine
woman's no good to her husband if she won't--however, us needn't wash
our dirty linen in public. We've all our defects."
"Almost too high-spirited, if I may venture to say so," declared Mr.
Churchward. "She has the courage of the masculine gender."
"So have I, if I was let bide," explained Philip. "That's the
mischief of it. If I'd been a sort of weak man, ready to go under,
and do woman's work, and play second fiddle happily, it wouldn't have
mattered; but I ban't at all that sort of man by nature, and it hurts
my feelings to be made to do it."
"I'm sure you'm too wise to rebel, however," said Mr. Huggins.
"'Twas much the same with me, and often I wish I'd been so sensible
as you; but my manly spirit wouldn't brook nothing of that sort. 'I
won't have it!' I used to say in my fierce way. But I'm sorry now,
because she might have been alive yet if I'd been a thought easier
with her."
Noah Pearn winked behind the back of Mr. Huggins at the company
generally, for it was well remembered that Valentine's vanished
partner had ruled him with a rod of iron.
Mr. Weekes, however, showed no amusement. In his mind he was
retracing certain painful recent incidents.
"Take what fell out this very day at morn," he said, "to show how
rash and wilful Mrs. Weekes can be of a Saturday. I was down in the
garden attending to a thing or two and packing a pair of birds for
our own hamper. Suddenly she came out of the house and began. 'Twas
all about Mrs. Swain, of course, and how I never can send two birds
of the same size, and how my goings-on will ruin our custom and spoil
business and fetch us to the poor-house in our old age. She was in
full swing, souls, when down comes Susan from the kitchen, running as
if the dowl was arter her. 'Oh, Aunt Hepsy!' she begins. Then her
aunt cut her short, and told her not to dare open her silly mouth
while she was talking. So Susan stood still and the missis went on
at me. I was a greedy Gubbins, and a traitor, and a wolf in sheep's
clothing, and a lot of other things; I was a reed shaken with the
wind, a know-nought gert mumphead, and suchlike. Then, after ten
minutes of it, I should think, she turned to Susan, and asked what
she'd got to say. The toad of a girl grinned in our faces and said
'twas of no consequence, only a gert strange dog, with a bit of
broken rope round his neck, had got into the kitchen and put his paws
on the table and growled at her, like a bear, and showed all his
teeth at once. Well--there 'twas--you can guess what the room looked
like when I runned in. The dog--I know whose dog 'twas well
enough!--had done just what he damn pleased. He only made off when
he heard me coming, and a muck heap's a neat, orderly place to what
that kitchen was after he'd gone. Everything off the table, for he'd
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