WISHING MAN. Oh, a big, _big_, BIG little boy, hey? SNOOKUMS. And so do I. WISHING MAN. And so do you, hey? CHILDREN. Yes, sir; that is our wish. WISHING MAN. Well, I'll have to see if I can accommodate you. It's a pretty big job, you know. TOOTSY. You said you could give us anything we wished for. WISHING MAN. But I didn't think you'd wish for anything like that. DUMPLING. That's the only thing we want, Mr Wishing Man. WISHING MAN (_rubbing his chin and speaking thoughtfully_). Well, now--let me see. I'm afraid it's too big a job for me. In the first place I haven't any marble. CHILDREN. Marble? WISHING MAN. Yes. In order to make you grow and grow and grow, you'll have to stand on marble. TOOTSY. We have a marble-top table in the front hall. DUMPLING. Oh, yes. And we can all stand on top of the table. WISHING MAN. But I have to stand here by the open window. TOOTSY. Well, we can go in there and leave the door open. You can stay here and make our wish come true. Come on, Dumpling. WISHING MAN. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Are you all of you sure you want to be made into great big, big little children? CHILDREN. Yes, all of us. WISHING MAN. All right. If that's your wish, it's no business of mine. Go out in the front hall and climb on the marble-top table and I'll see what I can do for you. TOOTSY. Oh, come on, quick, Dumpling, before he changes his mind. (_Runs out R. with_ DUMPLING _and_ SNOOKUMS, _the latter taking very long strides._) WISHING MAN. It's a very foolish wish, but maybe they'll be satisfied if I make them the biggest children on earth. (_Throws back curtains at the window._) I'll see what I can do. DUMPLING (_outside_). I'm standing up on the table now. WISHING MAN. Hickety, kickety, setting sun, (_Making mysterious passes._) Thunder, lightning, flash of a gun! Let him grow bigger, it won't be much fun; Hickety, kickety, number one! (_Lights flash out, then on again, then out. Low rumbles of thunder heard. Lights on again, then off. Loud crash outside._) TOOTSY. Now it's my turn. I'm on the table. WISHING MAN. Witchery, twitchery, kangaroo, Thunder and lightning, Kalamazoo! Lengthen her, strengthen her, rip, bazoo, Make her a giantess, number two! (_Lightning and thunder as before._) SNOOKUMS (_outside_). Now, Mr. Wishing Man, I'm on the table. WISHING MAN. That's the Baby Snookums. Very well, little Snookie Ookums! I'll change you into the biggest baby on earth. Rumpety, thumpety, Kankakee, Lengthen him out to six foot three! The biggest baby we ever did see, Rumpety, thumpety, number three! (_Same noises as before, only louder._) _Enter_ NURSE MAID _from L._ NURSE MAID. Goodness, gracious! Is it a tornado or an earthquake? (_Sees_ WISHING MAN.) Oh! (_Screams loudly._) And who are you? Murder! Thieves! Robbers! Where's me children? Where's little Dumpling and Tootsy and Baby Snookums? (_Fast, loud music._)